Anna and I got it on in the backseat of a car!

Okay fine, by "it" I just mean the camera. We turned a camera on in the backseat of the car after Red Eye. What a cheap tease that was. Anyway, look! A video featuring Anna and me! Yay! Also, I was looking at Anna's blog and do you guys want your own tags? Is that what I'm hearing? Is that the dealio? Is that the scuttlebutt? The news? The 411? The word on the street? The story? The guff? The, uh, er... I'm running out of terms... I feel like there are some funny ones I'm missing. Crap! Tags?

Brooklyn, fruit, fish and fetishes. And Leonard Nimoy.

Q&A vlog

kinda blurry and sort of depressing!

Diana and I talked about her radio show and her favorite curse word.

I may have done a horrible James Lipton impression.

Episode 2: The Biffnies

Another video! Diana and me after Paltalk

And here's one of Diana and me after Paltalk.

My interview with Michael Showalter, ep 1

So I took down the previous version and put this one up instead. It's still processing so give it a little while before clicking. I think it's more watchable. I might put the other one up again though. I don't know. I'm unpredictable. Trying to catch me is like trying to catch a wave upon the sand.

Interviews with Michael Showalter, part 1

So yesterday I interviewed Michael Showalter (Stella, The State, Wet Hot American Summer) for about an hour and now I have all this footage which I'm trying to figure out how to best cut into a series of awesome and hard-hitting interviews. Also, we plan to do more since we barely scratched the surface of all the important things we wanted to talk about like reality TV and other TV. Also, sexual fetishes. Anyway, as I was putting together the first one, above, I was faced with the choice of editing it so it's a little slicker and professional seeming and probably faster paced or leaving in the super awkward sort of in-between exchanges which I did because that's the closest in spirit to the original radio interviews and I was thinking this will be like those radio interviews brought to life. And yet today I'm thinking maybe a little of ME goes a long way and also, maybe that wasn't the best part of those radio interviews anyway. Also, I'm torn because fans of me (hi guys!) who are watching these will probably like (?) the beginning stuff but then fans of Michael Showalter will just want more of him and WHAT TO DO? This is why I need a professional editor. Also, someone to make opening titles. And a theme song. Also I should fix a lot of those titles since the fonts are all weird.

So maybe I'll go back and whittle down this interview and then we can do a comparison? Or maybe I won't. Hm.

Q&A vlog

Q&A vlog part 2

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Q&A Vlog part 1

Ford Fiesta Movement Contest

So there's this contest where Ford is giving 100 people Ford Fiestas for six months and then they have missions to complete each month and they make videos about the missions. Could that sentence have been less articulate? It's all these bugs in my teeth and the wind in my hair and the smell of gasoline that's making me kind of dumb but also road savvy. Also I got a hair cut yesterday and I'm pretty sure they trimmed some IQ points off the end of my hair. That's where intelligence resides, right? In split ends? Anyway, to enter the contest (and they reached out to me because I have a such an impressive web presence and I'm the queen of social media, of course. Also because I shove videos down your throat. Also because I have a camera?) you have to make a video explaining why they should pick you. Here's my entry. Please love it.

Dustin and I discuss the word douche bag, fart jokes, catering to your audience and the Dane Cook dilemma

Wow, there' some intense douchebaggy letterboxing action happening here.

Meet my new couch! Also: bell peppers

Pastrami, camera angles and Dustin's middle name

I decided to upload this one in HD which means it's a different size and I can see it's already going to wreak havoc on the blog. Much like those ads are. Did I mention there are ads? Click that crap, you know, if you want.

30 Seconds On...

My residual high five injury and worst job ever

Something of note in this video?

1. I'm wearing a hat. It was cold on this night.
2. I think I might have been wrong about which hand I high fived with. We'd know if I had the ability to do slow motion.
3. Um, what else? I forget.

Diana and me before the show last night

Enjoy the shaky camera angles and extra thick makeup, won't you? Probably not actually, because there are some unintentional shots of the ceiling tiles in here. It's almost as if I checked my watch while holding the camera, which I very well may have. So consider yourself warned: unpleasant viewing experience ahead!

Vlog about books and strippers

Something nuts about nuts

I think it's interesting that more people would like to know what it feels like to get punched in the nuts than how to properly fondle nuts.

Oh goodness, I've totally crossed over into not safe for work waters, huh?

Anyway, I should be doing pre-Red Eye things but I just noticed the views were tipped in a certain direction on YouTube.

Ok bye.

Oh and someone named Sooper Trev started a Facebook group dedicated to this most [some funny word here] of [something else funny.]