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The purse I mentioned on Twitter

So I mentioned on Twitter that I'd fallen in love with a purse I can't afford and then everyone was like "what purse? picture?" but I didn't want to take a photo at Bloomingdales because I'm pretty sure they'll take you out back and shoot you for doing so and considering my already high profile, that's really the last thing I need.

How high is my profile? Oh my god you guys, I can barely move about unmolested by the prying eyes of my public. Prying, molesting eyes. Usually the left pries while the right molests. If I happen to catch them in a mirror then it's reversed. I think. Wait? Hm.

Anyway, here's the purse:

It's by L.A.M.B. Did you know that I wrote the first ever national cover story about No Doubt? I did. Be impressed. It doesn't get my free purses though. But Gwen hugged me at the VMA's in 1998 and thanked me. It's like, say it with purses, Gwen. [note: I am JOKING.]
Ooh, look, it also comes in this color.

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Annotated pics from The Strategy Room

Before PrototypeDemo abandoned my Twitter for Andy Levy's, which still smarts, by the way, he posted a bunch of Strategy Room screen grabs to The Activity Pit. I've chosen a select few to comment on.



In the above photo two things are worth noting. 1) I'm a Page Six Magazine contributing editor which is different than a Page Six contributor. I tried to explain the difference on air. Once more: Page Six Magazine is a glossy weekly magazine which examines NYC lifestyle, culture and more and comes free in Sunday's New York Post. Page Six is a daily gossip column. 2) My eyes are up here.



And then here's where I measured the desk.



Then I adjusted my hair.



Then I was all "Oh yeah, wrestler who sells energy drinks? You wanna spar? I will cardio kickbox all over your ass! Bring it!"


And then I was like, "Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wow whoa whoa." Then I asked readers to spot the wow in the preceding string of whoas. Also: whoa is me!


Then I got drunk.


Then I saw a patch of gnomes off to the right. They were frolicking and carrying marshmallows to and fro. I wanted to join them because they looked so happy. But would I, a full size human, be accepted into their tiny world? The thoughts weighed heavy on me.



Then I got up and left.

Hello new people

Watching Red Eye tonight and wondering to yourself, Who is that vixen and what's she all about? Just say yes, it's easier that way. Well welcome to my blog, make yourself at home and whatever you do, don't touch that. Dammit looks what you've done!

Anyway, perhaps you are wondering about the New Yorker cartoons? For a history, click here.

And if you want to follow me on Twitter, please do. It's important to me that I have more followers than like anyone I know, especially Andy.

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this is what my Twitter page looks like

When you're on Twitter and you look at your home page it shows you all the messages that all the people you're following have written along with yours. This is my impression of what my home page looks like:

everyone else: politics! denver! convention! important work!
me: boxes!