Sunday, January 11, 2009

Annotated pics from The Strategy Room

Before PrototypeDemo abandoned my Twitter for Andy Levy's, which still smarts, by the way, he posted a bunch of Strategy Room screen grabs to The Activity Pit. I've chosen a select few to comment on.

In the above photo two things are worth noting. 1) I'm a Page Six Magazine contributing editor which is different than a Page Six contributor. I tried to explain the difference on air. Once more: Page Six Magazine is a glossy weekly magazine which examines NYC lifestyle, culture and more and comes free in Sunday's New York Post. Page Six is a daily gossip column. 2) My eyes are up here.

And then here's where I measured the desk.

Then I adjusted my hair.

Then I was all "Oh yeah, wrestler who sells energy drinks? You wanna spar? I will cardio kickbox all over your ass! Bring it!"

And then I was like, "Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wow whoa whoa." Then I asked readers to spot the wow in the preceding string of whoas. Also: whoa is me!

Then I got drunk.

Then I saw a patch of gnomes off to the right. They were frolicking and carrying marshmallows to and fro. I wanted to join them because they looked so happy. But would I, a full size human, be accepted into their tiny world? The thoughts weighed heavy on me.

Then I got up and left.


Brett Jones said...

I was worried the meathead was going to get overly excited and offer to perform herbal colonics on everyone at the table.

DarkKnight3565 said...

In most of these pics that guy couldn't be staring at your twins any harder if he were a hungry baby. Yet in pic #3 he's checking out the Byrnes babies. That's the problem with men these sense of loyalty.

Scott said...

"Yet in pic #3 he's checking out the Byrnes babies"

I'm pretty sure Brynes' babies are adopted

basicmagic said...

great stuff...
wishing you the best in 2009.

and wondering how you got to be so funny,
as you are only 25.

vincent, in buffalo

Toddrod said...

DarkKnight!!! Freakin' hilarious, cuz I was kinda thinking the same thing. Thanks for stepping up to the plate.


Steve Spagnuolo said...

John bradshaw layfield: Fox business Analyst slash WWE Wrestler

Steve Spagnuolo: Giant's defensive coach slash very disappointed guy........(Stupid Eli)....

Prototype said...

Interesting...I was just informed by someone within your inner circle about this particular post. Just so you know, it wasn't even about Andy Levy at all. I mean, come on, seriously, what the hell am I gonna do with Andy Levy tweets?! Besides, you wanted me out, remember? So why does it smart? I'm confused.