Ford Fiesta Movement Contest

So there's this contest where Ford is giving 100 people Ford Fiestas for six months and then they have missions to complete each month and they make videos about the missions. Could that sentence have been less articulate? It's all these bugs in my teeth and the wind in my hair and the smell of gasoline that's making me kind of dumb but also road savvy. Also I got a hair cut yesterday and I'm pretty sure they trimmed some IQ points off the end of my hair. That's where intelligence resides, right? In split ends? Anyway, to enter the contest (and they reached out to me because I have a such an impressive web presence and I'm the queen of social media, of course. Also because I shove videos down your throat. Also because I have a camera?) you have to make a video explaining why they should pick you. Here's my entry. Please love it.

Dustin and I discuss the word douche bag, fart jokes, catering to your audience and the Dane Cook dilemma

Wow, there' some intense douchebaggy letterboxing action happening here.

Meet my new couch! Also: bell peppers

Pastrami, camera angles and Dustin's middle name

I decided to upload this one in HD which means it's a different size and I can see it's already going to wreak havoc on the blog. Much like those ads are. Did I mention there are ads? Click that crap, you know, if you want.

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My residual high five injury and worst job ever

Something of note in this video?

1. I'm wearing a hat. It was cold on this night.
2. I think I might have been wrong about which hand I high fived with. We'd know if I had the ability to do slow motion.
3. Um, what else? I forget.

Something nuts about nuts

I think it's interesting that more people would like to know what it feels like to get punched in the nuts than how to properly fondle nuts.

Oh goodness, I've totally crossed over into not safe for work waters, huh?

Anyway, I should be doing pre-Red Eye things but I just noticed the views were tipped in a certain direction on YouTube.

Ok bye.

Oh and someone named Sooper Trev started a Facebook group dedicated to this most [some funny word here] of [something else funny.]

Q&A vlog

This video took all night to upload. YouTube, I curse you!

Nut Fondling

I kind of wish this was a video of us holding cashews but it isn't. It's a primer on the delicate art of nut fondling, filmed when we couldn't stop laughing. Warning: immature adult content. [Allow me to add that there is no actual nut fondling nor even any nuts in this video. Grody!]

What Does Getting Kicked In The Nuts Feel Like?

And by the way, this is only one of two awesome nut-related videos we shot.

More Reasons Not to Date Me

This is part 2 of the scintillating koala bear discussion!

Reviews of Countries We Haven't Been To: Venezuela

Dustin and I Had a Little Debate About Naming

Getting To Know Alison (wherein I totally humiliate myself)

I feel I'll regret this video and yet, here it is. Enjoy!

Look, it's another 30 Seconds On...

After staying up half the night trying in vain to import* a video and failing because I don't have enough room on my hard drive I decided to go nuts and buy a 1TB external hard drive. This means I can store everything in the whole world on it, or so I've been led to believe. I'm going to start by loading puppies onto it. In other news, here is this video. I decided to leave the extraneous chatter at the beginning in here even though I suspect Dustin will think I should have edited it out because the way I see it, without it, the whole thing would just be too slick and professional seeming. We're kind of always at constant risk of that.

*from China. Weekend at Bernie's Three.

Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Friday the 13th

Reviews of Web Sites We Haven't Visited: Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop

Shit really picks up around the fourth minute. I swear!

How do Dustin and I know each other?

Music Reviews of Music We Haven't Heard: Bon Iver

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