Thursday, February 26, 2009

Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Friday the 13th

6 comments:

warren the turd said...

having never seen this movie myself
i have seen the mask you were saying you never saw ..and someone owes Boston Bruins great Gerry Cheevers a lotta money.. if you dont belive me goggle gerry cheevers vintage hockey mask. oh yeah..Alison..you are the puck in my hockey net.

Advanced Prototype 2.0 said...

Oh snaps! Alison knows her hockey! That's major points from Canada for mentioning Wayne Gretzky. I liked how you hesitated on saying "hockey mask." And how appropriate you got 2 Jason masks given to you as "gifts" on Facebook.

Great moment at 3:12.

Aww...I was expecting you and Dustin to talk about the movie more violently, and with more enthusiasm, but I know horror isn't one of your genres. I was expecting something along the lines of "Oh Jason shanked this fool and that fool, Dickwit Jones, 'the coach' in this 'sports movie,'" among other things.

Hey, can you two do an advanced screening for Fast & Furious (which hits theaters April 3) and talk about how cool and important it is to have NOS in your car, horsepower, how much of a bad ass Vin Diesel is, and how dreamy Paul Walker is? He's my idol!

MR said...

Hey, since when does Gretzky wear a goalie mask?

Brett Jones said...

I've heard from people in the know that America is not exactly a generous lover. Oh and don't let the size of Florida fool you. American may walk softly, but swinging a big stick it ain't...

Advanced Prototype 2.0 said...

MR - Yeah, but since it's Alison, I'm gonna let that one slide.

Ted, White and Blue said...

Would it be appropriate to wear a hockey mask to the RosenFan club luncheon....this way we could keep our identities concealed!?!?!? Like that movie Eyes Wide Shut!

I hate horror movies so I'll take your review as gospel!