Something nuts about nuts

I think it's interesting that more people would like to know what it feels like to get punched in the nuts than how to properly fondle nuts.

Oh goodness, I've totally crossed over into not safe for work waters, huh?

Anyway, I should be doing pre-Red Eye things but I just noticed the views were tipped in a certain direction on YouTube.

Ok bye.

Oh and someone named Sooper Trev started a Facebook group dedicated to this most [some funny word here] of [something else funny.]

Nut Fondling

I kind of wish this was a video of us holding cashews but it isn't. It's a primer on the delicate art of nut fondling, filmed when we couldn't stop laughing. Warning: immature adult content. [Allow me to add that there is no actual nut fondling nor even any nuts in this video. Grody!]

What Does Getting Kicked In The Nuts Feel Like?

And by the way, this is only one of two awesome nut-related videos we shot.

I have not forgotten about you

Readers, hello! New York is cold as nuts and it's not the weather I'm talking about, it's the way I haven't written anything on this blog today which has left you feeling out-of-sorts and dare I say, bereft. I do, I do dare say it. I dared it and said it and now I have to move on. Too much wallowing.

I should go to sleep which I planned to do 37 minutes ago but it took me 37 minutes to figure out what New York is as cold as. Nuts? It doesn't even make sense unless you keep your nuts in the freezer.

I don't though. I put them under my pillow so I can have crunchy dreams. I also shove shellfish, soy and traces of chocolate under there as a precautionary measure in case anyone with food allergies tries to attack me in my sleep.