Did I say I have a date? Because I don't! I was talking about the past. And you guys should know better than to believe anything that comes out of my mouth!
Well, I don't know about the other homies here, but I still find it a little difficult sometimes distinguishing fact from fiction when it comes to your stories. Especially when it's in text. Oh Alison...you got me there!
Alison,it sounds like you want to date the guy..but the notes anit cuttin it..and you want him to prove what he's flirtin about.TIME! dustin speaking from exsperience(i'm 64) you were to old to be there..still go..but know you shouldn't..you did not have fun.That's why you wont go next time.The extra hour to "farm" was classic.I can't wait to see your standup.."pickled penis"..to muckin fuch!!! The full moon must be in effect.Great vlog.
Color me pink, not until tonight have I ever misunderstood the word fetus for penis. Depending on the species of the fetus I guess it could be good as long as it doesn't have a lot of bones.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Headline from this video: Alison Rosen has a date!
Yay! Congratulations Alison you're such a big girl now!
Oh such enthusiasm, Alison...
Did you say you had one of your "best date-raping experiences there"?
Yeah, that was quite disturbing. Did my ears deceive me? But I'm *happy for ya, Alison!
Did I say I have a date? Because I don't! I was talking about the past. And you guys should know better than to believe anything that comes out of my mouth!
Oh. Man, freakin' ED...
Well, I don't know about the other homies here, but I still find it a little difficult sometimes distinguishing fact from fiction when it comes to your stories. Especially when it's in text. Oh Alison...you got me there!
Like I said in a previous post, no need for deception, Alison! The smiles here are free!
Toddrod the Meringue Bunion
P.S. I'm trying to figure out if I'm a better meringue or bunion now. My life is so confusing!
Alison,it sounds like you want to date the guy..but the notes anit cuttin it..and you want him to prove what he's flirtin about.TIME! dustin speaking from exsperience(i'm 64)
you were to old to be there..still go..but know you shouldn't..you did not have fun.That's why you wont go next time.The extra hour to "farm" was classic.I can't wait to see your standup.."pickled penis"..to muckin fuch!!!
The full moon must be in effect.Great vlog.
pickled fetus! please, what kind on monster do you think I am??!?!?!
Wow, now I know what you sound like when you are faking it...... I hope I never hear it. You can get pickled penis in China, yuck.
For the love of God people, I said pickled FETUS!
Color me pink, not until tonight have I ever misunderstood the word fetus for penis. Depending on the species of the fetus I guess it could be good as long as it doesn't have a lot of bones.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Pickled Penis is right up there with Gutfeld's The Joy Of Circus Penis!
OMG! So laughing at youuuuuuuu!
I thought Alison said "picante Fritos." I thought she was just having a craving for corn chips with a disgusting imitation flavor. I prefer Tostitos.
Toddrod
I'm too tired to play it back but I'm confident you said "Pickled Penis!"
Dustin is growing on me in these clips...seems like a cool guy!
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