Diana and I talked about her radio show and her favorite curse word.

I may have done a horrible James Lipton impression.

Clips from Paltalk with Diana Falzone

Did you miss my appearance on Paltalk? Sure you did. Have you been crying ever since? Yes you have! Do you enjoy when I ask you questions and then answer them for you? Affirmative! Do you want to hear about my hormones today? No you don't! Was that TMI? TOTALLY! Are you uncomfortable with where this is going? Pretty much, yes.

In that case I'll just post this:

Diana and I talked about buttons before Paltalk

So I received this Flip Mino HD moments before heading out the door this morning which I know you'll find hard to believe when you take a gander at how brilliantly I capture life's lighter moments. I'm telling you, if this writing/performing/being charming thing doesn't work out, I think I could have a career as a therapist. And then if that doesn't work I could consider being a makeup artist. And if that doesn't pan out I might go back to school or temp. But if neither of those work for me? I might consider climbing behind the camera because I'm truly a camera artist. In fact, I might even be an artiste!

I'm on Paltalk at 11am ET

Morning lovers. First of all I want to say that you guys are funny and your comments make me laugh and I am madly in love with each of you and if I were stranded on an island and could only take all of you, I would.

Second of all, I'm on Paltalk with Diana Falzone today at 11am ET. She's probably very excited right now, as should you be.

You can watch it somewhere around here: http://www.paltalk.com/dianafalzone/

You may have to log in. Do you have to log in? Or sign up? I'm not sure. I'm sorry, I just work here. (note: I don't work here)

Listen to me cough on Paltalk yesterday

Here's the first seven minutes of my interview yesterday on the Diana Falzone show on Paltalk. A word of warning, don't turn the volume up all the way at the beginning when it starts playing and you don't hear anything because suddenly the music will start and it will blow your eardrums out your ears and they will splatter on the walls and then you will have no eardrums and without eardrums you [pause while I figure out what exactly will happen]

Without eardrums, you will have no rhythm section inside your ears.

Also, as the music came on, Diana said "I like to dance to the music" and you can see for a split second I kind of considered it and then thought better of it, my moves being so good that I would probably make her look bad in comparison which isn't really a nice thing to do. It is her show, after all.

And special note to ToddRod: Yes, I am wearing The Shirt. But I'd only worn it twice on TV prior to this. (Once on Red Eye and once on F&F.)