How I take cough syrup

[A word about what I'm wearing: Sometimes I like to put on everything I get for Xmas as I get it, hence the necklace with tags. Also, I like to tie bows around my head as I'm opening. Also, I'm not wearing any makeup in these photos, and how!]


HOW I TAKE COUGH SYRUP

1) First I pour it in a spoon.




2) Next, I swallow it.



3) Then I freak out.

If you like festive seasonal crap

If you like festive seasonal crap then I am duty bound to tell you that now is the time of year that Celestial Seasonings puts out their special holiday themed teas. There's Gingerbread Spice, Sugar Cookie Sleigh Ride, Last Year's Fruit Cake, Cranberry Frostbite and Fuck, Where'd I Put The Wrapping Paper. I may have made up those last three but the first two exist and I'm telling you, they are whimsy in a cup. Need more proof? I offer the following good cheer filled picture essay.

Gingerbread Spice tea plus...

a cup, plus...



a willingness to enjoy festive tea...





I mean a real willingness, the kind evidenced by crossing one of your eyes...

and making out with your cup...



Leads to this.

The End.

Soothing

is not the word I'd use to describe the roof alarm which has been alarming since I got home a little while ago. When I first walked into my apartment I thought "hey, it's not so loud in here," but it's slowly become louder and louder over the sound of me not wanting to hear it.