WENDY: yep my rap got a 5 on the US History AP exam ALISON: your rap had a pretty cushy senior year of college because it had some credits already, huh? WENDY: you betcha! ALISON: my one woman show only got a 2 on the AP History exam
HAHAHA...AP History exam...holy shit. They had those during your time? Not to say that you are old or anything, but I just thought those were relatively recent...like during my time.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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WENDY: yep
my rap got a 5 on the US History AP exam
ALISON: your rap had a pretty cushy senior year of college because it had some credits already, huh?
WENDY: you betcha!
ALISON: my one woman show only got a 2 on the AP History exam
HAHAHA...AP History exam...holy shit. They had those during your time? Not to say that you are old or anything, but I just thought those were relatively recent...like during my time.
I had no idea Wendy was gangsta like that.
Ted! Ted!?!? Do you see this stuff? I think you and I could do this. We should do this! Ted? You seeing this?
Toddrod
Todd, unfortunately our chat would look something like this:
Toddrod: Sup Ted?
Ted: Sup Bro?
Toddrod: Do you think Alison believes I'm a Meringue?
Ted: Nah, probably more of a bunion!
Toddrod: Really? That's fucked up!
Ted: Dude, don't use profanity on here...you'll blow your cover!
Toddrod: Shit, that's right! So who do you think is Alison's favorite blogger?
Ted: It's a tossup between the Meringue, Louisville Slugger and her favorite Toritilla chip
Toddrod: What the hell does that mean
Ted: I'm not sure...but I'm probably her favorite! Yes, quite sure of it!
Toddrod: I hate you Ted! I'm going to chat with Joe from now on!
Ted: No, don't leave....I support Bunions!
Ted: Todd!?!?!
Ted: Todd!?!?!
Ted.... freakin hilarious! hahahaha
Joe... Joe! You see this? We can do this!
Toddrod
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