Thanks for the laughs...I needed them. But I actually didn't need them as well because my whole face hurts from having wisdom teeth cut out. Curse...bless you Alison Rosen.
i shut this off after Diane started talking about her boyfriend. Dream ruined. PROTIP: do not talk about your boyfriend when the audience is a bunch of dudes.
you guys are so cute together, I ...ur...I... glug... I... hold on..... (sounds of running away and distant porcelain echo and flush). Sorry. You guys are so cute it made me puke.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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James Lipton? Didn't he invent Lipton Ice Tea?
Huh? Diana Falzone doesn't curse? Ding Dong is about as "cursy" as "twinky!" Actually, Hostess foods really are a bunch of drunken HoHos.
Thanks for the laughs...I needed them. But I actually didn't need them as well because my whole face hurts from having wisdom teeth cut out. Curse...bless you Alison Rosen.
Diana + Ding Dongs = HOT
i shut this off after Diane started talking about her boyfriend. Dream ruined. PROTIP: do not talk about your boyfriend when the audience is a bunch of dudes.
you guys are so cute together, I ...ur...I... glug... I... hold on..... (sounds of running away and distant porcelain echo and flush). Sorry. You guys are so cute it made me puke.
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