Friday, February 20, 2009

See me on Geraldo on Sunday between 10pm and 11pm ET

Oh, like you were really going to watch the Oscars anyway? I'll be on Geraldo talking about OctoMom. I'm going to whelp 10 kids of my own by Sunday night, by the way, so that I can be DecaMom. Or maybe I'll have six and be HexaMom. I could go on, if I knew more number words. TetraMom?


Joe said...

Geraldo? OK, now I'm impressed.

Not that I wasn't before.

Advanced Prototype 2.0 said...

Damn, just what she needs, more publicity.

Trapp said...

Instead of many babies, why don't you just have one huge one.

I hope you don't have to be too serious. Does Geraldo know what he's getting himself into?

Toddrod said...

I bet when Geraldo introduces you, he says something to the effect of, "To talk more about this subject, we have the lovely and talented Alison Rosen." Then he may go on and ask you what your talents are.


Scott said...

A Ro,

FYI~Geraldo Rivera's real name is Jerry Rivers...anyway, just for fun and as a way to generate some national publicity--if the opportunity presents itself you should throw a chair at his nose sometime during show ;)

Brett Jones said...

Don't get to close to the mustache, it may attack.

Also Geraldo may threaten to spit on you if you say something he disagrees with. Keep that in my when answering questions.

Ted, White and Blue said...

If you really want to get your career center this:

When the subject of OctoMom begins, tell Geraldo that you are planning on having artificial insemination with the goal of having 10 children! Then state you are going to have a contest with your bloggers to see who will be the sperm donor! Just make up crazy shit reasons why you are going to do it...reality show, etc.

I guarantee you will be blasted on every morning show for's a brilliant P.R. Strategy!

Anonymous said...

"Was it Demetri Martin's artistic idea of having the image of the Octomom mom depicted as an octupus to be utilized by news segments ?. "

Advanced Prototype 2.0 said...

Yeah, and then there goes her dignity.

Nah, Alison, all you have to do is just sit there and look pretty. Bash the square root 64 mom, make a few facial expressions here and there, smile, wink, and you'd have a lineup in no time. Take it from the Prototype. He knows.

Toddrod said...

Alison... I DARE you to ask Geraldo, "can I blow a kiss to the camera at the end of your show?" Because that is his big thing now! When he closes his show he kisses his fingers and throws up a peace sign to the camera! You don't have to ask him on camera, because that might not be professional, but maybe you can ask sometime. If he says "YES" you can blow a kiss like the end of the Dating Game show from the 70s! That would be awesome!


P.S. *smooch*