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Wow! I saw this, yesterday and I have to say the review is prettay spot on.
I mean there are three endings for the movie. you got the sad, but on the cusp of a turn around (for both women involved). Then there is the aww, and I'll admit I aw'd. Followed with the insert spewinsky Hallmark card speech ending, which made me think: yep can't have a "romance" movie without a shout out to Hallmark.
There were some good laughs and by the end of the movie the couples surrounding us were all embracing and practically making out so you could assume there would be some Milk Printer play once they got home ;o)
Wow, what a insightful interview. What really grabbed me was when Dustin said, "Love is doing things you don't like." I think I'd like to expand that definition by saying that Love is being able to make your significant other do stuff that only a doctor or a prostitute would do... some prostitutes won't even do that unless they've visited you a few times previously.
"Thinking of parody movies such as Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Epic MOvie (really s*cks), when will they ever make a parody movie entitled "PArody MOvie [a movie lampooning other parody movies. [The catch is, You may never tell if their making fun of the spoof or the original thing]...."
I think Dustin nailed it when he said "cheesy". I put it right up there with Sex In The City, meaning there isn't nearly enough voltage in the entire galaxy to shock me into going to see it.
But having said that, if my imaginary girlfriend Nina asked me to go to see it with her I might have to cave. If you saw Nina, you'd understand. We're talking major babe.
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7 comments:
Wow! I saw this, yesterday and I have to say the review is prettay spot on.
I mean there are three endings for the movie. you got the sad, but on the cusp of a turn around (for both women involved). Then there is the aww, and I'll admit I aw'd. Followed with the insert spewinsky Hallmark card speech ending, which made me think: yep can't have a "romance" movie without a shout out to Hallmark.
There were some good laughs and by the end of the movie the couples surrounding us were all embracing and practically making out so you could assume there would be some Milk Printer play once they got home ;o)
Wow, what a insightful interview. What really grabbed me was when Dustin said, "Love is doing things you don't like." I think I'd like to expand that definition by saying that Love is being able to make your significant other do stuff that only a doctor or a prostitute would do... some prostitutes won't even do that unless they've visited you a few times previously.
Toddrod
There is no way that you could be in your 30s....early 20s at best! I don't mean you Dustin!
Dustin kinda looks like a classmate I once knew from Community College.
I LOVE movie reviews of movies we haven't seen. Hilarious!
"Thinking of parody movies such as Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Epic MOvie (really s*cks), when will they ever make a parody movie entitled "PArody MOvie [a movie lampooning other parody movies. [The catch is, You may never tell if their making fun of the spoof or the original thing]...."
I think Dustin nailed it when he said "cheesy". I put it right up there with Sex In The City, meaning there isn't nearly enough voltage in the entire galaxy to shock me into going to see it.
But having said that, if my imaginary girlfriend Nina asked me to go to see it with her I might have to cave. If you saw Nina, you'd understand. We're talking major babe.
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