Monday, February 02, 2009

Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Gran Torino

For the record I'd like to state that I'm not really losing my hair. I mean, yes, hairs fall out, but they're replaced with new hair that I pull from a carton and tape to my head. Wait, I can't even joke about this. Basically I shed, which I think everyone does, only because I have black hair you notice it more, especially if we're playing fetch and I jump up on you and you're wearing light colored clothing. Also, there's one more to come, so don't you worry about the part where Dustin says this is the final installment. Basically he's just a big fat liar... who can't whistle.


14 comments:

Kevin said...

can't whistle!? that's so sad if it's true, of course you always tell the truth so I believe you. Only you can make the story of shedding sound cool and amusing.

Brett Jones said...

Eastwood has big hands. Big, warm, loving hands.

Toddrod said...

OK... I totally lost it when Alison "grrrr"ed.

Toddrod

Brett Jones said...

I sit here pondering the possibility of Sinead O'Rosen or Alison O'Connor, maybe Ali M O'Rosenconnor.

Joe said...

The secret with Clint Eastwood is that he keeps his teeth clenched when he says those dramatic lines. Watch his mouth the next time you see one of his movies.

Ted from Accounting said...

Yeah! Where's Anna? If you are going to cheat on her...can you make it with someone more juicy than Dustin?

Or make it a 3'some vlog?

I'm just thinking of your fans here!

Kevin said...

There was the great parody of Gran Torino about 2 months ago called The Growler, it was funny.

Kevin said...

Dustin’s surprisingly funny; you two make a great comedic duo.

I hadn’t watched the video before commenting the first time.

Prototype said...

No, no, no, no! You're missing the point. The question everybody's been asking on Capitol Hill is, "Why didn't they mow his lawn?"

Alison: "GRRRRRR!!!"

That was so cute. Haha.

Also...

Alison: "Do you just blow?"

That could be interpreted in so many ways (sorry Dustin if you're reading this!).

Ted from Accounting: "If you are going to cheat on her...can you make it with someone more juicy than Dustin?"

Haha. I agree. Again, sorry if you're reading this Dustin, but you're just not my type. I prefer the Anna-Rose combo to continue doing their thing.

Toddrod said...

I'll have to admit. At first, I was jealous of this Dustin person. I mean, seriously, he had full in-person access to Alison (and Anna I am assuming). I am sure every blogger here of the male (and a couple of female) persuasion is wanting to be in his shoes. I thought to myself, "who is this GUY?!?!" and "Where is Papa Rosen to protect Alison!?!?" However, after a couple of vlogs, I feel like he's a nice fellow. My jealousy is misplaced, and I just need to get over my jealousy. I also think I was a little upset when I found out that Dustin was not Dustin Diamond.

Toddrod

Ted from Accounting said...

You're jealous Todd! It's okay...acceptance is the first step as a RosenFan!

Alison Rosen!!!! You are so trying to tempt me to tweet! But I'm not giving in yet! Can you vlog-answer me one question....please please please please: When is the Gina article coming out?

Rod Legojevich said...

And I give this movie review three in a half out of four stars.........

Trapp said...

Yeah, I don't think Dustin's last name was mentioned.

He must be that guy, Dustin Timberlake.

annalytical said...

yeah, where am i? this is a little like knowing your mate is cheating on you and then being compelled to watch their sex tape! (apologies if that simile is over the top.)