Quote of the COntroversy of the most controversial post:
"You want to know what really is controversial ? Hearing people use the word controversy all the time. Jeez look for a new word people. That's why they call you the NEWS cause I want to hear something new. !!!!!"
----Three Six Mafia
Hear my most inspirational song at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XtszqVmRo
MIllions of children are dying from whatever there dying of and if you listen to this song and sing it outloud to your boss at work you will save two children. Hear me people, TWO CHILDREN everytime you listen to it......
Obviously the New Yorker doesn't read your blog, Alison, otherwise they would have jumped all over your idea.
But don't you think they knew it was going to be controversial? How could they not? No, they knew exactly what they were doing. Everyone was talking about it yesterday and it was on all the news shows. You can't buy the kind of publicity they're getting.
Are you going to do another vlog soon? Please, please, please, please, please,please, please, please, please,please, please, please, please,please, please, please, please, ple- ase, pulleeeeese, please, pLEASe, Please, pleasEe,p-l-e-a-s-e, please, please, please, please, PLEASE PLeASE, plEEAse, pLeAsE, PlEaSe, plEEse, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
I'll even ask in other languages...
Por favor (Spanish) Bitte (German) Tafadhalini (Swahili) Putakhamnida (Korean) Si'arei (Polynesian) Pozhaluista (Russian) Varsågod (Swedish) Molim vas (Bosnian) Vær så venlig (Danish) 'Olu 'olu (Hawaiian) Te amabo (Latin) Xin ông làm ơn (Vietnamese) Onegai shimasu (Japanese) Mm goi (Cantonese) Min fadlukum (Arabic) Mar peugh (Cornish) Kérlek (Hungarian) Wann ech glift (Luxembourgish) Tujay-sig (Tibetan)
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Alison? I thought you liked controversy. Isn't that why you fought with your sister over the name of your plants? :D
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Quote of the COntroversy of the most controversial post:
"You want to know what really is controversial ? Hearing people use the word controversy all the time. Jeez look for a new word people. That's why they call you the NEWS cause I want to hear something new. !!!!!"
----Three Six Mafia
Hear my most inspirational song at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XtszqVmRo
MIllions of children are dying from whatever there dying of and if you listen to this song and sing it outloud to your boss at work you will save two children. Hear me people, TWO CHILDREN everytime you listen to it......
(AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR JOB OF COURSE)
Obviously the New Yorker doesn't read your blog, Alison, otherwise they would have jumped all over your idea.
But don't you think they knew it was going to be controversial? How could they not? No, they knew exactly what they were doing. Everyone was talking about it yesterday and it was on all the news shows. You can't buy the kind of publicity they're getting.
Are you going to do another vlog soon? Please, please, please, please, please,please, please, please, please,please, please, please, please,please, please, please, please, ple-
ase, pulleeeeese, please,
pLEASe,
Please,
pleasEe,p-l-e-a-s-e,
please,
please, please, please, PLEASE
PLeASE,
plEEAse, pLeAsE, PlEaSe,
plEEse,
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
I'll even ask in other languages...
Por favor (Spanish)
Bitte (German)
Tafadhalini (Swahili)
Putakhamnida (Korean)
Si'arei (Polynesian)
Pozhaluista (Russian)
Varsågod (Swedish)
Molim vas (Bosnian)
Vær så venlig (Danish)
'Olu 'olu (Hawaiian)
Te amabo (Latin)
Xin ông làm ơn (Vietnamese)
Onegai shimasu (Japanese)
Mm goi (Cantonese)
Min fadlukum (Arabic)
Mar peugh (Cornish)
Kérlek (Hungarian)
Wann ech glift (Luxembourgish)
Tujay-sig (Tibetan)
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Don't you hate when that happens? But maybe it's just the Bulgarian version of turndown service.
I blame myself. A mouse/Nueman hybrid is much more high minded.
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