That there was some sloppy comment'n. I have an unnecessary "a" and I'm missing the "ed" in filled.
This is the kind of stuff that happened to me when I was single and I'd try to be all smooth while introducing myself to a pretty girl. I'd stumble over my words and then a little spit fly out and hit the her on the forehead. It was a painful thing to watch.
By the way I made an attempt at recording the show but the software got the best of me.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Alison, if playful texting is what people do before coitus, what is a playful innuendo fill blog commenting?
That there was some sloppy comment'n. I have an unnecessary "a" and I'm missing the "ed" in filled.
This is the kind of stuff that happened to me when I was single and I'd try to be all smooth while introducing myself to a pretty girl. I'd stumble over my words and then a little spit fly out and hit the her on the forehead. It was a painful thing to watch.
By the way I made an attempt at recording the show but the software got the best of me.
It was a fun show.
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