Save the date rape
All of a sudden infant death syndrome
Out of the blue balls
Studying for the big final solution
Have mercy killing
You're golden showers
Not my cup of tea bagging
Moby Dick Head
Monday, March 30, 2009
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Comedy gold.
Haha! Love it.
Pardon my French tickler. Haha.
Yours are better. :-)
Brilliant! Comedic genius in the body of a hottie.
On the other hand job
Look before you leap to your death
Penny for your thoughts on pedophilia
No means no more tears
Top of the morning wood.
I'm really done now.
Love the list!
Alison!?!? Your Dad didn't really give you the Before and After phrase that you shared in that tweet, did he?!?!
If it's true, I've totally misunderstood where he comes from for the past few months since I've been following your blog! I'm so embarrassed!
Toddrod
"Contribute it on Listology.com if you want."
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BRAVO!
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Those are great!
I'm trying to think of some and I can't. I'm mentally constipated this morning.
This is hilarious!
I won't even bother trying to come up with more since yours are so good!
KarpayDM
Not to be the blue balls buster on the blog but unfortunately the liberal writers on the show would change these two phrases to:
Moby Richard Head
Save non-consensual intercourse
Very funny.
Is Pat Sajak still the guy who does the show? These would work best if he didn't know about them ahead of time.
I'm not sure which I prefer, the embarrassingly dirty ones, or depressingly horrible ones.
Either way, the studio audience will leave in stunned silence.
Not to pretend that I am the Commander In Chief Offender, but the captcha for this post is FORTARD.
Sounds like a combination of the word FORGET and RETARD.
If you're a forgetful retard then that would make you a fortard.
Don't thank me for that, thank Blogger.
Oh yeah, speaking of GOLDEN SHOWERS I saw this pic with the caption "A-Rod enjoyss a golden shower". HAHAHAHA
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/celebrity_champagne_wine_gossip_01_0009_Layer_7_full.jpg
This Dita Von Teese champagne shower is super hot
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/celebrity_champagne_wine_gossip_01_0001_Layer_15_full.jpg
I certainly hope you've submitted these to McSweeney's.
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