Who knew your massive astigmatism and the huge spectacles required for sight would earn you the love, fame and adoration you so richly deserve in St. Louie.
Now I'm hoping you have 49 more adorable but treatable defects that'll win over the rest of the Country.
NOTE: My first impulse was to make a comment about having just finished "Loving" you my own special way, but I though better of it.
It seems like they are calling you, and you won't be going to St. Louis? Wait! Is this why you needed 25 feet of phone cord? I guess that makes a lot of sense. Hope you have a great interview, and St. Louis still loves you after it's all over!
Yes, only YOU can pull off being full of yourself and actually get others to follow your lead. It's like a cult. Like, once you're in, it's really hard to get out alive and feel the same ever again. Fuck.
But yeah, again I gotta ask...St. Louis??? Well, at least this will be your chance to branch yourself and give this place something to be happy about other than bad weather and high crime rates.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
8 comments:
Oh my God I AM SO EXCITED!I am proud to be a St. Louisan! We lurv you!
Very cool! He knows what he's talking about.
Who knew your massive astigmatism and the huge spectacles required for sight would earn you the love, fame and adoration you so richly deserve in St. Louie.
Now I'm hoping you have 49 more adorable but treatable defects that'll win over the rest of the Country.
NOTE: My first impulse was to make a comment about having just finished "Loving" you my own special way, but I though better of it.
As I said before, everyone loves you!
It seems like they are calling you, and you won't be going to St. Louis? Wait! Is this why you needed 25 feet of phone cord? I guess that makes a lot of sense. Hope you have a great interview, and St. Louis still loves you after it's all over!
Toddrod
Yes, only YOU can pull off being full of yourself and actually get others to follow your lead. It's like a cult. Like, once you're in, it's really hard to get out alive and feel the same ever again. Fuck.
But yeah, again I gotta ask...St. Louis??? Well, at least this will be your chance to branch yourself and give this place something to be happy about other than bad weather and high crime rates.
Thanks for making a reference to St. Louis.
Should kindddd of come to Michigan!
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