Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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About Me
- alison
- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
Go here for so many photos you will be like, Wow, she's just that into herself. OR, click the above image to be taken to a page with every photo ever uploaded to this blog.
7 comments:
Next time you make a video shooting in the mall, question the venders who force their perfume upon you.
"Is your friend in the video one of the many invitees to your future ROAST ?"
I feel my philosophical understanding being expanded into realms I could never have imagined. I shall Rosenate on it. But am I yet capable?
Take home message:
1. Rosenating is very hands on, as in inappropriate touching hands on.
2. Rosenating is a pointless endeavor, saturated in a nice ginger teriaki sauce.
3. Rob gives good face.
The magician face is great! I suggest adding a crystal ball to complete the illusion.
Rosenating might just become a religion. Followers will sell all they earthly posessions and "donate" the money to help you build your "Alisonian paradise." Just don't ever think we'll follow you to Guyana.
And the best thing about starting your own religion, Alison, is that you can have like 25 or 30 husbands!
Isn't Rosenating a tantric state!?!?!
I'm not sure I really understand Rosenating. Do Alison's parents have the capability of Rosenating? Hmm... I don't know, but I can't seem to do it, so I going home, since I can't play.
Toddrod
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