Since you review movies (that you haven't seen), I thought you might like to hear my review of our date (that we haven't been on):
Great dinner. The conversation was humorous, witty, and fun. The sexual advances were embarrassingly awkward and unsuccessful, but overall I'd say fantastic! 3 1/2 Stars!!!
I was screaming 'Arrivedarchi Mi Amore' at the top of my lungs, but apparently you couldn't hear me. Probably because you were making popcorn.
I didn't think of Auf Wiedersehen until just now, but there's another one. You could have sang the entire "So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, good night..." from The Sound of Music." But then you would have had to keep repeating "Cuckoo, cuckoo" over and over, so it would have gotten annoying.
I like DarkKnight's idea.. you and Dustin could tell us about dates you've never been on. I've never been on a date with Kirsten Dunst and all she did was drink! And she lost her purse.
Anyway, hope you're having fun at your fancy, smancy party or whatever it was...
To add to that Sam Goody story about asking customers if they need any help, don't you also hate it when you eat out and once your food is served, while you are in the middle of eating, the waiter/waitress comes up and asks, "How's everything going here?" or "Is everything all right/good?" It's like, come on, I got a damn chicken wing in my mouth, or damn it, I'm chewing on these waffles right now. How the hell am I supposed to answer you?! Because that seriously always happens to me and it happened earlier when I was out eating and it pisses me off! But, being the Prototypical human that I am, I held in my emotions as I have high tolerance for these sort of things, and just nodded instead of lashing out.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Since you review movies (that you haven't seen), I thought you might like to hear my review of our date (that we haven't been on):
Great dinner. The conversation was humorous, witty, and fun. The sexual advances were embarrassingly awkward and unsuccessful, but overall I'd say fantastic! 3 1/2 Stars!!!
beautiful job. you haaaate rejection. it's interesting I kinda do too.
You could've added an "aloha". That was another great, interesting vlog.
Such modesty. It's beyond saintly. The perfection exceeds what the universe is worthy of.
I was screaming 'Arrivedarchi Mi Amore' at the top of my lungs, but apparently you couldn't hear me. Probably because you were making popcorn.
I didn't think of Auf Wiedersehen until just now, but there's another one. You could have sang the entire "So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, good night..." from The Sound of Music." But then you would have had to keep repeating "Cuckoo, cuckoo"
over and over, so it would have gotten annoying.
I like DarkKnight's idea.. you and Dustin could tell us about dates you've never been on. I've never been on a date with Kirsten Dunst and all she did was drink! And she lost her purse.
Anyway, hope you're having fun at your fancy, smancy party or whatever it was...
Oh... and THANKS for answering my question!!
I invite you to visit my blog. you can find my last works of art at:
www.claudiotomassini.blogspot.com
yours Claudio Tomassini
you forgot ciao!
Oh Alison, Alison, Alison...Alison.
To add to that Sam Goody story about asking customers if they need any help, don't you also hate it when you eat out and once your food is served, while you are in the middle of eating, the waiter/waitress comes up and asks, "How's everything going here?" or "Is everything all right/good?" It's like, come on, I got a damn chicken wing in my mouth, or damn it, I'm chewing on these waffles right now. How the hell am I supposed to answer you?! Because that seriously always happens to me and it happened earlier when I was out eating and it pisses me off! But, being the Prototypical human that I am, I held in my emotions as I have high tolerance for these sort of things, and just nodded instead of lashing out.
Oh yeah, you forgot in Canadian it's "Hit the bricks."
I was expecting to see a fire raging in the background as you calmly discussed the odd burning smell coming from the vacuum cleaner.
Oh, and I also invite you to visit Claudio's blog.
Yes, I know. Shut up Spongebob.
My apologies.
"People think I look weird"
I can relate to that...A LOT!
"Rejection"
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