That dog is cute, though not as cute as you Ali.* The whole thing about not fearing people or dogs but fearing balloons makes perfect sense. You know what to expect with people and dogs, but you can never trust a balloon. *I sorta did compare you to a dog, but not in a bad way, it was sincere.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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In the mirror or in the window? It's always great to re-crack up.
That dog is cute, though not as cute as you Ali.* The whole thing about not fearing people or dogs but fearing balloons makes perfect sense. You know what to expect with people and dogs, but you can never trust a balloon.
*I sorta did compare you to a dog, but not in a bad way, it was sincere.
Oh hey there Woofy!
When is Tobey gonna get hooked up with a girl dog to make some puppies? Isn't it about time?
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