Q 4 M8B: Should I make fun of Alison's sofa today?
A: What's the matter with you?!?! Do you think you are in 4th grade still, and making fun of girls is a better approach than saying something nice to them? You, sir, are stoooooopid! Maybe you should send her some nice flowers, and just admit to her that you have these feelings for her. Why not just put yourself out there, and take a chance? Don't be so pathetic with these childish antics. That is all that I'm saying!
Q 4 M8B: Uh.. what was all that other stuff you just said? It was a lot of stuff, and the words were so small I couldn't read what it all said.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Me: Should I go to the party Alison invited me to this weekend?
SpongeBob SquarePants Magic 8 Ball: Sounds Fishy
I was hoping it would say Crabsolutely
That wasn't funny.
Just threaten the 8 ball with violence, it'll change it's tune.
@alison
re: "A: Signs point to what is the point of it all?"
wondering, didn't you get the memo... ?
2009 is the first year A.B. (After Barack)... and so, your existential angst / nihilism is out of place...
don't you rejoice in the wonder of the New America?
vincent, in buffalo
Q 4 M8B: Should I make fun of Alison's sofa today?
A: What's the matter with you?!?! Do you think you are in 4th grade still, and making fun of girls is a better approach than saying something nice to them? You, sir, are stoooooopid! Maybe you should send her some nice flowers, and just admit to her that you have these feelings for her. Why not just put yourself out there, and take a chance? Don't be so pathetic with these childish antics. That is all that I'm saying!
Q 4 M8B: Uh.. what was all that other stuff you just said? It was a lot of stuff, and the words were so small I couldn't read what it all said.
A: Just go away already!
I think your magic 8 ball may be emo?
Perhaps the secret to eternal happiness is in cracking the 8-ball and drinking the blue liquid from inside......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball
wow ..you just ran with the magic8 ball...greatness..what did "insert name here"'s 8 ball say...alison this is a breakthru..its not all about you
Hitler in the bunker asking the magic8 ball..is today gonna suck.
magic 8 ball..no
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