Me: Do you think of me as someone with a chipped tooth? I mean, it's very slight, but still...
Horny magic 8 ball: Concentrate and make out with me
Me: I beg your pardon!
Friday, January 30, 2009
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4 comments:
Does anyone horny really wanna make out? Isn't making out the thing that prudish people do to become horny? So, maybe M8B is a prude and not really horny, and is asking for a little help?!?
Toddrod
Something weird:
My magic 8 ball is constantly saying those sorts of things to friends and family, and it's not even a "horny magic 8 ball"! It's very inappropriate!
Romantic dinner with magic8 ball
warren to magic 8ball..the candlelight really enhances the beauty of your eye..your souls window..you'll always be here for me wont you my shiney black ball of bliss? magic 8 ball to warren..
try again later..wus!
this is weird..ive never once used the word wus in my ENTIRE F ING LIFE..magic 8ball whats happenng?
magic 8ball to warren: whats the biches name?
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