Thursday, December 18, 2008

Where to see me on TV. Also, when to see me on TV.

Greetings my little yule logs,

I think this might be a repeat of info you already have. But anyway...

Just a note to say I'll be on Red Eye tonight. So will Jim Norton. Please watch or else Jim will cry. (Red Eye, Fox News Channel, 3am EST, check local listings. This is on Thursday night/Friday morning.)

And then tomorrow morning (Friday morning) I'll be on The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet talking about how to look ten pounds slimmer for your holiday party. Tip number 1: stand next to a fat person. (OK so that's not actually one of the tips. It's just good thinking.)

(Check local listings for Morning Show with Mike & Juliet. It's on from 9am to 10am in New York on channel 5. You can check local listings here:

Hope you're staying warm unless you're in a warm place and then hope you're staying cool. I guess what I'm really saying is that I hope your holidays are room temperature.



Toddrod said...

Anyone notice that Alison has 20 followers now!?! That is like an Alison cult, except that her parents won't let her have any cults till she's old enough to buy a nice couch on her own (without buyer's remorse).



Scott said...


I was just looking at your Twitter (does that sounds kinda dirty or is it just me?) and I noticed you're on your way home from the Red Eye Party. If you're still all dolled up and in good spirits when you check the messages from your adoring fans maybe you could Vlog a little for us as an early holiday gift.

I'm already staying up past my bedtime to watch you on Red Eye tonight (I've got to see if Greg used my Bowling Ball innuendo as an intro :)--just 2 hours 'till midnight here in Snow covered Seattle.

I've got the season finale of Celebrity Rehab until then. Does anybody really care if Jeff Conaway gets any better or not? We'll find out here in a few moments...

My Aim Is True,


Joe said...

Alison has been doing a lot of partying recently. But it IS the season for partying. Good for you Alison, have fun!

Regarding your post Miss R, can't any temperature be room temperature? It all depends on how you set your thermostat. I heard a comedian do a whole routine on that a long time ago. It was Marcus Augustinus in Rome in 94 AD. He really had 'em rolling in the aisles that night! And if I remember correctly, Augustinus won "Rome's Funniest Gladiator" that year too.

Scott, the Celebrity Rehab 2 finale was pretty good. Jeff is back on painkillers. Anyone surprised? He and Vicki have to get ready for Celebrity Rehab 3.

We should start a pool for who will be on the show next season. My predictions: Lindsay Lohan, Kirsten Dunst, Gary Collins, Daniel Baldwin, Heather Locklear and Robert Downey Jr.

And my long shot pick: Matthew McConaughey!

Toddrod said...

I really like how Scott said "If you're still all dolled up and in good spirits.."

That implies that Alison is a "broad" or a "dame" or "tall drink o'watah." All of those things remind me of Alison and James Cagney for some reason.


P.S. My verification word is "cofil." That sounds like when someone is coughing, and the very last cough that dislodges the tickle in the throat, well that cough would be the cofil.

Derek_M said...

I'll be on The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet talking about how to look ten pounds slimmer for your holiday party. Tip number 1: stand next to a fat person.

lulz :D

I hear the new "Week of Self Induced Diarrhea" diet plan is really effective for slimming down in a hurry.

Joe said...

Great job on M&J this morning Alison! Women at parties all over the country will be looking slimmer thanks to you.

Haven't had a chance to watch Red Eye yet. I'll view it tonight!