OMG Crate & Barrel? Can you say, "waaaaay over priced?" Yeah I'm a cheap ass. Crate & Barrel was always a place to go to get ideas so you could find something similar at a more affordable furniture store. Yes Alison, I'm being much too critical. You have to buy what you love. It's just that, what would your parents say if they knew you were buying at Crate & Barrel?
"Butt Slut", after 14 hours at work that laugh was needed and I will remember that term! Remember though, a recliner is not just a piece of furniture! It is the place of memories. I had a blue Lazy Boy that meant a lot to me. When I got married though, it just didn't go with the "earth tones". But wait...this was MY chair! I mean...football games, sleep, sex, chili! I mean how could I get rid of IT! I sold out though and put it out at the garage sale! I proudly put a meager price of 40.00 on it. I mean, who wouldn't want it? By the end of the day the price had been dropped to 5:00 and it still hadn't sold. I ended up taking it to goodwill. I was crushed! So, at the end of the day while you are still searching, remember it is not the price, not matter how cheap but what your ass feels most comfortable in! You have memories to make,stories to write...and stuff like that!
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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OMG Crate & Barrel? Can you say, "waaaaay over priced?" Yeah I'm a cheap ass. Crate & Barrel was always a place to go to get ideas so you could find something similar at a more affordable furniture store. Yes Alison, I'm being much too critical. You have to buy what you love. It's just that, what would your parents say if they knew you were buying at Crate & Barrel?
Toddrod
You bought a couch? Nice! Did you go with the Huntley Woods?
Picking out a rug should be cake compared to a couch. Right?
Right?
"Butt Slut", after 14 hours at work that laugh was needed and I will remember that term! Remember though, a recliner is not just a piece of furniture! It is the place of memories. I had a blue Lazy Boy that meant a lot to me. When I got married though, it just didn't go with the "earth tones". But wait...this was MY chair! I mean...football games, sleep, sex, chili! I mean how could I get rid of IT! I sold out though and put it out at the garage sale! I proudly put a meager price of 40.00 on it. I mean, who wouldn't want it? By the end of the day the price had been dropped to 5:00 and it still hadn't sold. I ended up taking it to goodwill. I was crushed! So, at the end of the day while you are still searching, remember it is not the price, not matter how cheap but what your ass feels most comfortable in! You have memories to make,stories to write...and stuff like that!
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