For example, when the car turns left, that's totally me turning left!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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About Me
- alison
- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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13 comments:
Very cool video, Alison!
At the end I was expecting the requisite message:
DO NOT ATTEMPT. PROFESSIONAL DRIVER ON A CLOSED COURSE.
:o)
Since you didn't speak a work in this video, were your moderation duties limited to keeping the Germans from drinking themselves into a stupor?
What I'm thankful for:
-INternet Abbreviations (LOL)
-MRPREGNANT (http://www.youtube.com/user/mrpregnant)
-That Lexus commercial that compares people's memorable childhood gifts with getting a new car in adulthood. (Pretty catchy theme.)
--Torrent (Legal and wrong at the same time !!!)
---LArry King asking his guest uncanny questions.
Example #1
Larry King: So Sarah Palin, how did you feel when you found out your daughter was pregnant.
Sarah Palin:I was, ah, PERSONALLY (Said the word with a tone of emphasis.Personally meaning non of your GAWSH DAMN business Larry !!!!) very very shocked.
Example #2
Larry KIng:So Dr. Sanjay Gupta, which part of INdia are you born?
Dr. Gupta:Ah, No I was born here in the United States, why assume I was born in INdia?
Larry King :Because your INdian that's why.
Dr. Gupta: Ah, so it seems your saying every INdian person was born in INdia then........(Both switched to a totally different topic right away which is about heart failure..)
The next day, he asked Kal Penn the same question.
----Happy thanksgiving to all (except for the little poults whose mother turkey died for this very gracious event...)
Hey Alison,
THIS will crack you up. I was just laughing my ass off watching it.
Amber has Gary down cold.
Great video Joe!
Maybe we can submit a few acronyms before 'Busey-isms' is published...
C.O.U.C.H.
Couch
Ownership
Usually
Creates
Hostility
Great idea Scott! I have 2 to offer...
(Please say and then spell the words in your best Gary Bushey voice)
Swatch: S-W-A-T-C-H
Simply
Watch
Alison's
Traumatic
Couch
Hell
Food Porn: F-O-O-D-P-O-R-N
Finally
Offers
Other
Detailed
Pictures
Of
Risqué
Nutrition
Ali- u r silly! but u look good doing it...as usual.
i told u i thought you were too pretty a year ago. nothing has changed
Did anyone notice that Alison was mentioned on Red Eye the other night, even though she was not on the program? I thought that was pretty nice. Greg Gutfeld almost forgot her name.
Toddrod
I was? I didn't see it. What happened?
Ellis Henican was a guest and Greg mentioned that you beat him in the Funniest Reporter Contest. It was at the very end during Andy's post-game wrap-up.
That little guy that was in the same competition with you, the little guy with the premature gray hair, was mentioning that he was going to start doing stand up comedy during Andy's halftime report (or was it the end of the show wrap-up? I forget). Then the guys started to tease him a little, saying, "Didn't you lose that comedy competition to Alison?" He gave you props for being really funny, but did not mention the guy masturbating on the salad. (I'm sorry I can't remember that guy's name, but I figured you'd remember from my awesome description of him)
Toddrod
The context was your domination of Ellis Henican at the stand-up competition.
I miss me some AMR.
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