I wonder if effective therapy is possible simply by sending pictures back and forth between you and your doctor?
You send her this photo with the post title as a caption, she sends back a picture of an ocean front tropical paradise. Confused, you send her a picture of Tobey with his head cocked to one side in his very best WTF pose. She sends back an Ansel Adams black and white of Yosemite and it all becomes clear to you.
Was it a circular saw? I think you once mentioned that your father needed a new circular saw. Is that what you got him for his birthday?
When you were growing up, Alison, did you ever think that you would successfully deal with all of the problems life could possibly throw at you, only to be stumped by the color of a sofa?
But I know what it's like. I was in the grocery store yesterday and I couldn't decide between Gatorade Lemon-Lime and Gatorade Frost. I stood there for what seemed like hours... until I finally decided on a gallon of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Happy turkey day,
this year im thankfull for Alison m Rosen's Blog.
I wonder if effective therapy is possible simply by sending pictures back and forth between you and your doctor?
You send her this photo with the post title as a caption, she sends back a picture of an ocean front tropical paradise. Confused, you send her a picture of Tobey with his head cocked to one side in his very best WTF pose. She sends back an Ansel Adams black and white of Yosemite and it all becomes clear to you.
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Happy Ri indeed.
Methinks the insanity may have started in that very bedroom, some years ago!
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Was it a circular saw? I think you once mentioned that your father needed a new circular saw. Is that what you got him for his birthday?
When you were growing up, Alison, did you ever think that you would successfully deal with all of the problems life could possibly throw at you, only to be stumped by the color of a sofa?
But I know what it's like. I was in the grocery store yesterday and I couldn't decide between Gatorade Lemon-Lime and Gatorade Frost. I stood there for what seemed like hours... until I finally decided on a gallon of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.
And I'm not looking back.
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