Thursday, October 09, 2008

You can totally hear my name at the end of this

Here's a link to a segment that ran on WNBC about the funniest reporter show. I was told that the version that's running in taxis has actual footage of me doing stand up but maybe that's just a scam to get me to take taxis? Anyway, lest anyone is wondering, I wrote all my own material.

Also, do I need to just shut the hell up already about this show? Because I just performed my set again in the shower and let me just say, I killed! My loofah couldn't even breath it was laughing so hard and my shampoo was doubled over.

I'm kidding of course, I don't have a loofah. But I was having this daydream fantasy where I was asked, out of the blue, to get onstage and perform for a few minutes and so I just wanted to make sure that I would be able to still recall the set... from a few nights ago.

Also in the realm of daydream fantasy? Well see, I used to appear on WNBC all the time and so I was sort of hoping that when Cat said my name the anchors would be like "oh, I know Alison! She's so nice... and funny!" I kind of can't believe I just admitted that.


Toddrod said...

Alison, you should ask the Red Eye people to make your hair BIG for tonight's show. I am talking big big big! Like a little bigger than they made it about 5 or 6 months ago. Big hair is neeto.


Scott said...

That video link aint opening 4 me--what up wit dat?


btw ATTN: : Alison Fans

I posted this link the other day, but since AMR's appearance on Red Eye got bumped to tonight I thought I'd do it again.

*Greg Gutfeld posts the upcoming night's Greg-alogue on his website--he also posts that night's Guest list so Bloggers can suggest Double-entendre introductions in the comment section. :)

So if anybody has got any good ideas for AMR intros on Red Eye-here's a link:

Brett said...

My alternate ending to that piece:
Cat: I didn't win, that honor went to Page Six magazine's Alison Rosen.

Female Anchor: Alison Rosen!! Oh man, you didn't stand a chance.

Male Anchor: No chance at all. You were doomed to fail. Why did you even bother showing up?

FA: Alison is great! She's so much funnier than you could ever be. In fact I can't believe she's not here reporting this story.

MA: Good point. Why are we having a loser report this when it could be Alison in person. I wonder if Alison is looking for a regular T.V. gig?

Emily said...

you are fabulous!