Tuesday, October 07, 2008

More about my internet problems

Waiting around, not knowing when my internet will leave me, unable to focus on anything because of the gnawing sensation, surprised and overjoyed when it's here and then crushed when suddenly it's gone. Wondering when it will return, if it will return... Am I dating the internet? I'm certainly getting fucked by it!

I'm sorry, I know you don't like when I go blue however I had no choice.

3 comments:

Brett Jones said...

Blue? Blue is good. Light blue, dark blue, blueish greens would even work.

Scott said...

Alison,

Right now is the ALL important point where the power dynamics are being established in this relationship.

You're just playing into the Internet Connection's hand by acting like you care sooooo much. He's probably getting a perverse kick out of how your acting and actually being encouraged to disconnect on you even more.

What you need to do is act aloof and disinterested and soon the Internet Connection will begin to follow you around like a lost puppy whose desperate for your approval;)


My Aim Is True,

Sott

Toddrod said...

I think I'm the only one who doesn't like when you go blue. Teal is ok, or even a azure, but blue really makes me think that you are in the Air Force with all of those naughty things that go on in the wild blue yonder.

I can deal with it though. So be blue with your bad self, Alison.

Toddrod