subject: saw you on M&J
body: so dunb [sic] it hurts. please stop speaking in public.
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My thoughts: It's funny because I'm insecure about a lot of things but whether I'm "dunb" or not isn't one of them. In fact, it's so much not one of them that I almost think it's plucky and perhaps splashy and maybe a little zany if I'm coming across that way on TV. Sometimes I wish I could be dunb! A dunb person would have a couch already, you know? Because imgnorance is bliss.
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About Me
- alison
- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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2 comments:
Hey Alison, "dunb" is actually a slag street term meaning "awesome, witty, intelligent, beautiful, bordering on god-like."
And don't you dare be insecure about anything or I'll have to drive down to NYC and spank you. And I mean it, young lady!
I'd send you fan mail if I knew were to sent it. All love and no hate though. Well, love and Blow up Alison dolls with uber tan feet and sheep mascots. Mostly love though.
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