Have the auto companies started contacting you yet? They're always looking for glamorous spokesmodels to help sell cars. And boy, do they need to sell more cars!
I'm going to blame it on multi-tasking while trying to be funny, or maybe public school education. The shame is nearly unbearable. Man I sure I wish we could edit comments.
I spelled "won", one. At least it's phonetically correct. That counts for something, right?
Fuck it. I'll admit it. I'm a highly functional illiterate. My shameful secret is finally out.
"The fate of the presidential campaign is determined by whichever party ticket gets to use that enticing one liner first.........But too bad the fate is not in my hands"
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Have the auto companies started contacting you yet? They're always looking for glamorous spokesmodels to help sell cars. And boy, do they need to sell more cars!
As a teenager I once one a pie eating contest, then there was the multimillion dollar Lotto payout.
Just kidding, I lost the pie eating contest.
Oh my GOD!
I'm going to blame it on multi-tasking while trying to be funny, or maybe public school education. The shame is nearly unbearable. Man I sure I wish we could edit comments.
I spelled "won", one. At least it's phonetically correct. That counts for something, right?
Fuck it. I'll admit it. I'm a highly functional illiterate. My shameful secret is finally out.
Quote of the "I only drive winners"
"The fate of the presidential campaign is determined by whichever party ticket gets to use that enticing one liner first.........But too bad the fate is not in my hands"
----------Ron Paul
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