I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back! I don't even know what to say right now except I'm really glad to have internet again and also, my freezer smells. Like asparagus. I have a can of asparagus in the refrigerator. But I really think the smell is something separate. But what are the chances?
I have so much more to say but for now I'll say that I just got back from interviewing one of the architects of the MINI rooftop and the space is really cool. Also, I got grass on my butt and shoes. And because I couldn't find my lingerie tape because it's in one of those boxes over there, I just scotch taped my shirt to my body. Also, it was so hot up there we both were shiny. Also, I'm tired. And finally, um, I missed you.
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About Me
- alison
- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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10 comments:
YAY! Our leader has returned from internet exile! Everyone thinks the oil companies are evil, but I say it's the ISPs (they're so damn smug).
Hope you're settling comfortably into your new base of operations. You must be so happy the move is over (even if you can't find the lingerie tape).
So why am I watching Jurassic Park for the 10 millionth time?? Please excuse me while I try to find the remote....
"And because I couldn't find my lingerie tape because it's in one of those boxes over there, I just scotch taped my shirt to my body"
With an absolutely straight face and zero innuendo, tell me more. What in the world is lingerie tape and why did you tape your shirt on?
Oh, and I'm really happy you're with us again.
Where can we see your interviews with the small space people?
I am back too! Not that anyone is here for me, but the Vegas trip was a big blur. I lost all my money though. I need money!
Toddrod
Welcome back from Vegas Toddrod! I used to live there... I should have pointed you in the right direction for the best buffets to destroy your cholesterol count on! But alas, now I'm in Minneapolis... watching the Republicans decend upon my lovely city, along with St. Paul, and shut it down. =)
Thanks Todd! I'd like to come to the twin cities someday. I heard there is a big mall there? Like a really big mall. Does that mean there are really big mall chicks there too?
Toddrod
When are you gonna be on red eye?
I need my alison fix.
Im starting to have withdrawals.
Toddrod, yes- the Mall of America is in the Twin Cities here... and it's pretty damn huge... although most of the out-of-towners go there cause it's near the airport. There are about 6-7 regular malls in the metro area that the local peeps hang out at when we're not mocking Wisconsin or falling off of bridges. =)
Oh my verification word is "flblmao."
Alison left a post on her blog that read, "Brett Jones comment about my lingerie tape made me flblmao!" He is such a funny guy.
Toddrod
Toddrod: I still have no idea what the lingerie tape is or why Alison needed to tape her shirt on.
I guess I could look it up, but I'd waiting to hear it from AMR. That and I like a little mystery in my life.
Alright. I couldn't stand not knowing any longer. Just after I published my comment my wife walked into the office. I asked her what lingerie tape was and response was, "for dressing a wound?".
She's an MD, so I guess it's natural to go to an area you know when you're fishing for answers but it made me chuckle.
In my house, lingerie remains a mystery.
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