This is how I found Tobey's water dish and his toy. It's probably random, but I would love to believe he placed it in this position deliberately. A dog with a refined sense of cute... would be very cute!
That's so funny! I don't doubt at all that Tobey did it on purpose.
OK, so I thought up my own cartoon and wanted to share it here first with all my Alison-blog friends. Now keep in mind I've had absolutely no formal comedic training - and to maintain my amatuer standings, I've neither sought nor accepted any monetary compensation for my humor.
Are you ready? I hope you're sitting down...
The cartoon is of a husband and wife. The wife recently delivered a baby by Cesarean section, and the husband has just had a vasectomy. Now they're appearing together on a popular reality TV series. The title of the show... "Dancing With The Scars".
Thank you! Thanks you! (takes a bow) You've been a wonderful audience. Please exit to the left and drive home carefully. I hope to see you all again the next time I'm in Milwaukee.
I wouldn't doubt that Toby did that, my dog does funny little things like that with his toys. He even cleans up before going to sleep by putting everything in his crate.
If you live with one of these small crazyass dogs long enough you'll wonder what the hell their thinking.
I think my daughter has the same hippo, which makes me wonder now if someone actually bought my child a dog toy, or if your dog happened to get a baby toy.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Dammit, that IS cute! It is so cute, that I refuse to sign my name to this post!
That's so funny! I don't doubt at all that Tobey did it on purpose.
OK, so I thought up my own cartoon and wanted to share it here first with all my Alison-blog friends. Now keep in mind I've had absolutely no formal comedic training - and to maintain my amatuer standings, I've neither sought nor accepted any monetary compensation for my humor.
Are you ready? I hope you're sitting down...
The cartoon is of a husband and wife. The wife recently delivered a baby by Cesarean section, and the husband has just had a vasectomy. Now they're appearing together on a popular reality TV series. The title of the show... "Dancing With The Scars".
Thank you! Thanks you! (takes a bow) You've been a wonderful audience. Please exit to the left and drive home carefully. I hope to see you all again the next time I'm in Milwaukee.
I wouldn't doubt that Toby did that, my dog does funny little things like that with his toys. He even cleans up before going to sleep by putting everything in his crate.
If you live with one of these small crazyass dogs long enough you'll wonder what the hell their thinking.
I think my daughter has the same hippo, which makes me wonder now if someone actually bought my child a dog toy, or if your dog happened to get a baby toy.
-Lilly
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