I mean can it be any worse the "The Mole" or Greatest American Dog (I wanna choke so many of those owners)
We're in a TV/reality lull so I'll be sticking to Yankee games every night or movies I've missed (yeah I was a film editing major and I haven't seen a movie in theaters in like 3 years) Theres also alot of good concerts on Music HD I can catch up on untill Prison Break comes back in Spet.
Or I guess I can just lock to homeless people in our open apartment and have them fight to see who becomes our new tenant, I'll call it Hobo Housewarming.
Ok, I was laughing at myself, cuz I misunderstood this post, and thought Alison was saying that she's going to date an ex-boyfriend. Then I was thinking, "her ex-boyfriend's have names like Jo and Slade?" So I was really confused. Then after reading rbastid's post, that it occurred to me that Alison was referring to a tv show that I've never heard or seen. Teehee!
Even though I don't watch either, I think I'd prefer watching Trading Spouses than Date My Ex. It just sounds racier.
So... every summer in my neighbodhood they set aside one Saturday for yard sales. Last Saturday was it for this year. So everyone was putting things out in their yards and folks came from miles away (or at least a few blocks) to see what gems they could pick up. OK, fine.
Sunday morning I drive up to the store and a little way up the street there's one solitary item left in a yard that apparently didn't sell. A toilet. Sitting in the middle of this person's front yard is a toilet. Cute. I figured the people were tired Saturday night and didn't want to move back inside. OK, fine.
I drive up the road this morning (Tuesday) - and said toilet is STILL sitting out in the yard. Now believe me, I'm pretty tolerant of my neighbors, but this is pushing neighborliness a tad far. Come on people - bring it in, take it to the dunp, toss it in the woods... just get it out of the yard OK? At a minimum, get some nice flowers and turn it into a planter.
I'm seriously tempted to grab a newspaper and a beer, and go sit on it and see how long it takes for someone to start up a conversation with me.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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I mean can it be any worse the "The Mole" or Greatest American Dog (I wanna choke so many of those owners)
We're in a TV/reality lull so I'll be sticking to Yankee games every night or movies I've missed (yeah I was a film editing major and I haven't seen a movie in theaters in like 3 years) Theres also alot of good concerts on Music HD I can catch up on untill Prison Break comes back in Spet.
Or I guess I can just lock to homeless people in our open apartment and have them fight to see who becomes our new tenant, I'll call it Hobo Housewarming.
Ok, I was laughing at myself, cuz I misunderstood this post, and thought Alison was saying that she's going to date an ex-boyfriend. Then I was thinking, "her ex-boyfriend's have names like Jo and Slade?" So I was really confused. Then after reading rbastid's post, that it occurred to me that Alison was referring to a tv show that I've never heard or seen. Teehee!
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Quote of Another late blogging:
"Your tardiness is improper and I took a lot of umbrage from it.I decide not to make a pop song about you anymore...."
-----Katy "KIss a girl" Perry
Even though I don't watch either, I think I'd prefer watching Trading Spouses than Date My Ex. It just sounds racier.
So... every summer in my neighbodhood they set aside one Saturday for yard sales. Last Saturday was it for this year. So everyone was putting things out in their yards and folks came from miles away (or at least a few blocks) to see what gems they could pick up. OK, fine.
Sunday morning I drive up to the store and a little way up the street there's one solitary item left in a yard that apparently didn't sell. A toilet. Sitting in the middle of this person's front yard is a toilet. Cute. I figured the people were tired Saturday night and didn't want to move back inside. OK, fine.
I drive up the road this morning (Tuesday) - and said toilet is STILL sitting out in the yard. Now believe me, I'm pretty tolerant of my neighbors, but this is pushing neighborliness a tad far. Come on people - bring it in, take it to the dunp, toss it in the woods... just get it out of the yard OK? At a minimum, get some nice flowers and turn it into a planter.
I'm seriously tempted to grab a newspaper and a beer, and go sit on it and see how long it takes for someone to start up a conversation with me.
"Howdy neighbor!!"
I watched some Car Repossession show last night that was hilarious!
New season of Big Brother - wOOt
God I love you anonymous...you super hottie!
Say it Ain't so...
Although I'm a little hooked on Big Brother this season
I don't even know you anymore!
Next you'll tell me that you've had carnal knowledge of strange men, or that you speed in traffic.
You're breaking my heart...
You're right. You shouldn't feel good about this. I watched the first episode. I won't be watching any more.
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