I have some very important news to share with you: I have hiccups. I'm realizing now that I haven't had them in at least a year if not more which is weird but I guess you never really sit around thinking about your hiccup dry spell until you get a violent case of them, and that's what I have now. Like the kind that make you lift out of your chair a little. The kind where you have to catch your breath in between. It's like I'm in labor... with hiccups!
UPDATE! The hiccups went away and then came back. In fact I took a sip of coffee and then hiccuped and the coffee flew out of my mouth and splattered on my desk and shirt. It was kind of awesome.
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- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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4 comments:
Did ya try the take a sip of something, put your head back and try swallowing? Thats the only thing that works for me, that or setting my hand on fire, you'd be amazed at how much your body stops doing when your in that much pain.
"...and the coffee flew out of my mouth and splattered on my desk and shirt."
No pictures???
In the event you are suddenly attacked by the hiccups again...I looked up hiccup home remedies...
1. Try to forget about them
2. drink water in an unorthodox manner.
3. Change your breathing pattern.
The guy who graduates last in medical school is still called doctor...I'm sure he created this list! :)
Have you ever gotten hiccups so violent you actually suck air into your stomach thus creating burp ups? Yes, it happens to me, I then begin burping and laughing uncontrollably.
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