I'm hoping 12 years in Catholic school wil earn me some indulgences - not to mention all the emotional scarring from the nuns. The worst teacher I ever had though was in kindergarten. Mrs. Moran (a lay teacher) was a real witch and just a mean old hag. The worst part was that after surviving kindergarten, I found out Mrs. Moran was being transferred to the 1st grade and I ended up having her for another year.
Something else in my favor - my best friend growing up, Paul Beckett, and I went to Mass every day during Lent in the 8th grade. We went before school during the week. There were probably a total of 12 people in church every morning (including Paul and me) and we were the only ones under 80 years old. I was never so glad when Easter finally arrived!
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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You should make a push to be on the Chris Wallace show, tell him Your Gov. Rosen of Slappiesville and you want your fair time on TV.
+Its on at a normal hour, 5PM
I'll have to miss church, but I'm willing to risk eternal damnation.
Joe! You can't Tivo church! You are such a sinner! :D
Toddrod
Toddrod - I know, I really am.
I'm hoping 12 years in Catholic school wil earn me some indulgences - not to mention all the emotional scarring from the nuns. The worst teacher I ever had though was in kindergarten. Mrs. Moran (a lay teacher) was a real witch and just a mean old hag. The worst part was that after surviving kindergarten, I found out Mrs. Moran was being transferred to the 1st grade and I ended up having her for another year.
Something else in my favor - my best friend growing up, Paul Beckett, and I went to Mass every day during Lent in the 8th grade. We went before school during the week. There were probably a total of 12 people in church every morning (including Paul and me) and we were the only ones under 80 years old. I was never so glad when Easter finally arrived!
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