Okay...now that we have that settled! Quick, Joe you go get some gold bars to present, ToddRod you begin fanning her with palm leaves, Anonymous you gorgeous European Model...start repeatedly telling Alison how great she is...and me? Why yes, I'll be starting the foot massage shortly! C'mon guys let's show these outsiders what it means to be a RosenFan! :)
Hmmm I feel like I missed something here. I hope it has nothing to do with that guy following you home yesterday, if so I have an alibi, just ask homeless Tito down on 4th and Madison I was with him the whole time.
No Joe! I'll refill the pencils, you take over the massage! I didn't realize she was a size 13! Just as I was unable to keep rubbing, she started humming the tune "Send in the Clowns." Your our only hope Joe...massage damn you massage!
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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"Hearing you say we're irreplaceable, I eagerly want to sing outloud how I just Want to Die in Your Arms TOnight....."
----MIchael BAden
Okay...now that we have that settled! Quick, Joe you go get some gold bars to present, ToddRod you begin fanning her with palm leaves, Anonymous you gorgeous European Model...start repeatedly telling Alison how great she is...and me? Why yes, I'll be starting the foot massage shortly! C'mon guys let's show these outsiders what it means to be a RosenFan! :)
Todd, it's too bad we can't post pctures here. Your message would have been even funnier with a photo of Sally Field. Or Boniva.
Great idea, Ted! I also volunteer to refill all of Alison's mechanical pencils.
Hmmm I feel like I missed something here. I hope it has nothing to do with that guy following you home yesterday, if so I have an alibi, just ask homeless Tito down on 4th and Madison I was with him the whole time.
No Joe! I'll refill the pencils, you take over the massage! I didn't realize she was a size 13! Just as I was unable to keep rubbing, she started humming the tune "Send in the Clowns." Your our only hope Joe...massage damn you massage!
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