Stuff I wrote

I haven't seen it yet but my profile of Evan Handler ran in yesterday's Page Six Magazine. If you have access to the issue, please read it and let me know what I said. Just kidding, I remember what I said. Anyway, Evan Handler played/plays Harry, Charlotte's husband, in Sex and the City, lest you are like, "wait, why do I know that name?" And here's a tidbit/ factoid that didn't make it into the story (because I didn't put it in there) : When we went to take our seats at Hugo's I asked him where he wanted to sit and he chose a seat in front of a bookshelf that had geodes displayed in it. "Ah, you're keeping your back to the geodes! Very smart," I said, because sometimes I say things like that. "What?" he asked. I repeated. "Oh! I thought you said I was keeping my back to the jew," he explained. "Nope. Geodes, geodes," I said like someone with geological tourettes. They were magnificent geodes, by the way. Sparkly and devout.