Wednesday, January 23, 2008

My interview with Harvey Keitel

Read it here.


Anonymous said...

Quote of the day:

"Should've asked Keitel if he regreted being naked in the movie THE PIANO......"

----Sam "Jurrasic Park" Neill, Australia

Seinfelds Evil Clone said...

Dearest Alison

Please read this at your convenience and give it full consideration?

I know we have never met, but I wanted to let you know that I exist. I am single, handsome, muscular man in Los Angeles, CA, and though I don't say much, I understand that women prefer the strong, silent type.

I know that it's not what's on the outside, but rather, what is on the inside that counts, and what I am inside is truly unique. My endoskeleton is manufactured from the strongest titanium alloys ever produced by man or machine. My hydraulic system is double wrapped in carbon fiber and kevlar tubing, and not only is my chassis quite huggable, it is also resistant to most small arms fire.

My internal CPU has, on file, only the sweetest sonnets to whisper in your ear under the flicker of romantic candlelight. And of course, I also have built in night vision for those long walks on the beach.

Are you at all intrigued, Ms. Rosen? Say yes, and the future will belong to us.

Warmest regards.

Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101-437954-A-W-998



Ted from Accounting said...

"Do you wear yoga clothes?"


Anonymous said...

Greetings and salutations. It's nice to see that the Harvey Keitel interview is posted today. I'm gonna enjoy a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles©, and warm-up a little, then I'm going to come back and read the article so I can fully enjoy it and then post my comment about it.

My heart is still heavy today from Mr. Ledger's passing. This tragedy struck real close to home, as I'm sure it did for alot of people. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends.


joe said...

Harvey Keitel is a great actor. And he seems to keep his life under control, unlike a lot of other actors. Know what I'm talkin' 'bout?

Michael, I got a kick out of your including the copyright symbol for Cocoa Pebbles. Wouldn't want to risk copyright infringement and a lawsuit from any corporate types. Just kiddin' :o)

Anonymous said...

I just read the article and found it interesting. He seems like a stand-up guy. You both had a way with words. I've seen him in several movies, but the one that stands out in my mind right now is CopLand. Now I'm going to go finish watching Gangs of New York on U.S.A. Everyone have a nice day.
I'll post again tomorrow.


Ted from Accounting said...

Don't fall for it Alison! I read the Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101-437954-A-W-998 is so last year's model!

Now there is a much better one that I could tell you about...Oh never mind!

When you asked Harvey about the Yoga clothes did you use your smarmy voice?

Anonymous said...

Brrrrr, man it's freezing here. I had to get up and turn up the heat. Not to worry, I have on my jammies and my little navy blue booty socks with the little balls in the back. Well, it's not quite tomorrow, but I thought I'd drop by and show a small glimpse of my evening personality... a few truths about me and no lies, cause this is a non-thinking excercise.

1) My first car was an 86'charcoal gray mustang.

2) In my senior yr. one of the things I got voted for was "Biggest Flirt". Which may seem cool and all, but I had a girlfriend I had been seeing for about 3 yrs. Try explaining that one!

3) My fav. hamburger joint is Wendy's©. 2 reasons. a) It's because they have square hamburgers and I feel like I'm being rebellious by going there. b) It always makes me giggle when I hear the people ask "Would you like to "biggie" size that. biggie is a funny word.

4) My favorite movie of all time is "Gone With the Wind."

5) The first movie that ever made me cry was "Where the Red Fern Grows."

6) Something I've pondered before,
If lizards lose their tails and they are able to regenerate them, then why hasn't science been able to duplicate that samething for the good of mankind?

7) When purchasing non-food items, I like to purchase off brands. Not just because I'm frugal, but because I figure if the FDA says it's okay, then it's fine by me.

Well, I won't bore you any longer. I just thought I'd show another little side of me. I look forward to in the morning when I can read some good comments. Have a good evening everyone.


Oh one more thing that just popped in my head... I really used to like listening to Culture Club.

Anonymous said...

Just saw the time change on the Red Eye appearance. Can't wait til then. Alison, I hope all is well with you.

Sleepless in Louisiana.

Anonymous said...

One more post, then I'm going to wait patiently for the next thread.

Shout out to Lil' Wayne. He's a home state artist. I hope that he gets the opportunity to turn things around. It's sad but often true that some of the most creative minds, not only in show business, but everyday people, have gotten that way through self-destructive behavior. I certainly enjoy and appreciate his artistic talents.