Alison M Rosen

I know you guys would rather see photos of the fictional skinny-dipping incident instead of the very real sticker attack however I can't...

Earlier tonight I saw my age written down somewhere and thought, "I'm sure as hell no spring chicken," because that's how ...

Sometimes my body gets really ambitious and instead of adjusting back to New York time from California time my internal clock jumps ahead to...

So I'm back in NY and I haven't unpacked yet but there's something I need to say before I do that and also I'll probably nee...

I came home tonight to 236 unread email messages which would be kind of overwhelming if I weren't so used to being important. "Holy...

Me: Can you believe I've been alive for this long? My mom: Can you believe I've been a mother for this long? Me: I can't believe...

What have I been doing since we last talked? Allow me to regale you with a list because I've been doing so much that the English languag...

Hey you guys. I'm so remiss in posting and my head is swirling and my hair smells like chocolate. That's not figurative. It literall...

Here's a little write up of the show I'm going to be performing at on Wednesday. Little do they know I'm going to dab vinegar a...

I'm currently experiencing a dearth of pith which is a shame really, as I need to turn in some pithy one liners by tomorrow morning. If ...