What I've been up to lately

Hi kids. I've been watching a lot of episodes of M.A.S.H. lately while thinking about a) couches/furniture and b) how I should write a book. That's boring though and doesn't fit in with the image I want you to have of me, so I should add that the space suit arrived and I'm very much looking forward to my biannual trip to the moon. For one thing, I feel very skinny there. It's tough to actually get on the scale though, since it floats around like no one's business. Plus, I just enjoy slamming flags into the cold ground and eating freeze dried ice cream. That's kind of all I do up there. I don't want to ruin the glamorous space-hopping rocket-setting image I just created, but I guess I'm something of a space couch potato. Mostly I just float around stuffing my face with freeze dried ice cream and taking pictures of myself. Sometimes I do somersaults in the air.