Around here they eat my trees and mess with my dogs. Damn pokey rodents. They'd take up residence under my deck if I let them. Twice in the last few years I've had to negotiate with them to stay clear of the house. I was successful both times.
Hey Alison, will you go to this event with me? They snubbed me by not giving me a lifetime achievement award, so now I need to show up with a really hot squeeze.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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funny but I have a ulterior motive for this comment.
I didn't want to tweet this but here it is in the form of a tweet:
@AlisonRosen I think I found you: http://is.gd/n1m8 and here's me http://is.gd/n1mu
Yeah I came across that blog before a while back. Don't remember how exactly. What's up with that?
What the hell are you doing up this late!?!?!? I just ate another box of Thin Mint cookies checking out the Fuck You, Penguin (Sorry Meringue) blog!
Damn those Girl Scouts!
penguins are too cute to do that word to them!
Toddrod
Lol... crazy.
The guy is spot on about the Porcupine.
Around here they eat my trees and mess with my dogs. Damn pokey rodents. They'd take up residence under my deck if I let them. Twice in the last few years I've had to negotiate with them to stay clear of the house. I was successful both times.
Can we invite this guy to the RosenFan Club Luncheon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Ted, as long as YOU sit next to him!
Hey Alison, will you go to this event with me? They snubbed me by not giving me a lifetime achievement award, so now I need to show up with a really hot squeeze.
Who is buying those t-shirts though, really?!? I'd much rather have an Ali-Ro t-shirt...hint hint..."monetize".
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