Who... keeps pinching me?
What... is a Blarney Stone?
Where... do leprechauns sleep?
When... is the appropriate time to barf green eggs and ham?
Why.... is Steve Miller Band playing?
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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5 comments:
Alison, "Ouch - Mother Fucker!"
(Alison angrily rubs her behind)
Ted, "Where's your green jelly bean!?!?!?"
Ted -- leave Alison alone!!
If anyone around here is going to pinch her butt, it's going to be me!
I can't believe you are all talking about pinching Alison's butt, when her dad is reading this. He is kicking your asses!
Toddrod
Well, she did bring it up, after all. I'm sure that we all properly interpreted her comment to mean, "Please pinch my butt".
Gentlemen & Todd (welcome back fool),
I just want to state for Mr. Rosen that I would never pinch his daughter's gluteus maximus if she was wearing green....I follow the rules!
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