Thursday, February 26, 2009

Upside/Downside

Well, on the upside, I had to turn in fifteen jokes by tomorrow and I just turned them in. On the downside, I stole them all from Truly Tasteless Jokes. Hope these people enjoy Helen Keller and dead baby jokes! Also on the upside, the grocery store near my apartment got a shipment of the milk I like! On the downside, the fact that the grocery store near my apartment got a shipment of the milk I like is an upside. On the upside, I bought more Brussels sprouts. On the downside, I accidentally put them in the freezer. On the upside, I had a baby. On the downside, I accidentally put it in the freezer too. On the upside, I can joke about such things. On the downside, now you all are afraid of me because what kind of monster makes those jokes? On the upside, I started walking down the wrong street thinking it was the one I lived on tonight but realized it about halfway down the block. On the downside, the block's half empty. On the upside, I don't have any major assignments hanging over my head. On the downside, I don't have any major assignments hanging over my head. On the upside, my hair is very lovely. On the downside, do you people only love me for my lovely hair? On the upside, lovely hair, I said. On the downside, but I totally need a haircut and there's all sorts of split ends and flyaways and it's time to get it straightened again except I'm sort of maybe thinking of letting the curls come back. Thoughts? On the upside, I'm kind of in love with the vlogs I've/we've been doing lately. On the downside, there is no downside on that one. On the upside, I'm a little bored and antsy. Not presently, because I'm tired, but just in general and in my life. On the downside, yeah bitch, who the fuck isn't? On the upside, in the olden days, men would turn to the sea at times like this. On the downside, I get seasick.

Sorry about the language, Todd!

12 comments:

Advanced Prototype 2.0 said...

Would that be "Hood" milk?

On the upside, that means you'll get to spend more time with us! Yay!

Any standard deviation of your current lovely hairstyle is fine with me. I like straight hair.

Cuss away I say!

Anonymous said...

"You could have titled that post [My Mixed Review Life.]........"

Toddrod said...

On the downside, Alison uses language like a Ukrainian sailor stuck on a barge in the Caspian Sea; on the upside, she does apologize, and that makes her such a sweety!

Thanks Alison! I hope these vulgar words get you fame and fortune and maybe a date with a nice hockey player (they don't have teeth sometimes, but they don't have potty mouths usually).

Toddrod

Joe said...

Don't let him fool you - Todd loves it when you use foul language. As do I.

Late breaking news on the 'Alison and Dustin Story' movie! All the CGI special effects will be done by George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic. So the scenes where Alison blows up the Death Star and Dustin battles with the Bounty Hunter and Darth Sidious should look really good.

Brett Jones said...

the hair is about 50% of the reason, the eye twitch about 30% and the way we banter back and forth while I'm in my make believe world where we're the best of friends accounts for the last 20%.

Toddrod said...

Joe... you are right! I'm so busted! I mean, I used to hate the bad words, but... now I love them! It's almost as if every time Alison curses, she is thinking about me a little bit! She's won me over, like a kitty who's moved cross country with her family to a new house, and was all pissed off over the new kitty litter location, but suddenly the family buys me new catnip! I am just a happy freakin' kitty now, and when the family leaves for the mall, I'm peeing on all their pillows to get back at them! Happiness is sweet revenge, my friends!

Anyway, Did Alison and Dustin ever see that movie with the Death Star, the Bounty Hunter, and Darth Sidious?

Toddrod

Trapp said...

I'd certainly enjoy seeing the curly hair. Why not?

I'd also like to see you and Dustin dress up as elderly people in a future vlog. Can Dustin act like himself as an old guy? I think that you could probably do a funny old lady if you wanted.

alison said...

I almost posted a butt heinous photo of the curly hair from high school but then I decided to let you guys love me a little longer.

Scott said...

"I'm sort of maybe thinking of letting the curls come back. Thoughts?"


It depends, is your hair naturally super tight curly (like afro) or bad perm curly?

If it's just loose curly, I think that can be SEXIER THAN HELL!

You'd also look great with bangs.

I know you like your jet black hair, but if you really want to try something different--if you lightened it to a slightly softer brunette color your pretty brown eyes would be even MORE attention drawing and captivating ;)

Brett Jones said...

"I know you like your jet black hair, but if you really want to try something different--if you lightened it to a slightly softer brunette color your pretty brown eyes would be even MORE attention drawing and captivating ;)"

Blasphemer!!!!

I've put out a hit on Scott. I've decided he's a menace to society.

Trapp said...

Agreed. Scott is a menace.

I've seen it all before. Sure. Today, it's just a fan suggesting a slightly lighter brunette. Tomorrow, a call from Fox's Vice President in charge of orange hair.

Ted, White and Blue said...

IRL, I cuss like a MoFo...I keep it PG for these blogs! Ro Ro don't be fooled by Todd's Choir Boy Blog appearance...he can handle your regurgitated potty mouth!

Joe, do you really think a chick could blow up the Death Star!?!?!? I mean Alison is good but c'mon man!

Ben Kanobi > all Jedi Knights and Siths