That looks like a cross between a Reese's peanut butter cup and a muffin + some genetic mutation to its alleles. And blown out of proportions (the gigantism allele?).
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Well look at that... fancy!
I've made that picture my new desktop background!
It used to be a picture of Joy Behar naked, so it's a huge improvement.
That looks like a cross between a Reese's peanut butter cup and a muffin + some genetic mutation to its alleles. And blown out of proportions (the gigantism allele?).
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