I'm reading Jim Norton's first book, Happy Endings, which is great, and I have allergies, however when these things unknowingly come together on a small table it just looks wrong.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
9 comments:
wow nice one there..your prepared
wait... do you have a penis?
GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
It also doesn't help that the television remote control is also on the table top. What movie is in the dvd player? huh? HUH?
Toddrod
Brett Jones said...
"wait... do you have a penis?"
LOL
Not again!!
:)
Tha Jim Norton I tell ya !!!!!!
Tha Jim Norton I tell ya !!!!!!
I was always wondering if Jim Norton is the man behind the Norton Anti-virus INternet Security Program..........
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