So this weekend I asked some friends what they think about Twitter. They all had the exact same reaction: "What the hell is Twitter?"
I may be the person solely responsible for bringing Twitter to Vermont. Either they'll place a statue of me in front of City Hall or angry townspeople with torches and ladders will soon appear in the street in front of my home.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Now would be a good time to get cracking on all of your resolutions ; start now and you'll be through the first list by 2028 .
So this weekend I asked some friends what they think about Twitter. They all had the exact same reaction: "What the hell is Twitter?"
I may be the person solely responsible for bringing Twitter to Vermont. Either they'll place a statue of me in front of City Hall or angry townspeople with torches and ladders will soon appear in the street in front of my home.
Joe, I'd be the voice of reason and scream out to the crowd, "let he who is without Twit cast the first stone!" I still think you'd be a goner buddy!
down and out:
"Shouldn't you call Jim Carrey for cable problems or something.........."
Ted - I know, I think my days are numbered.
Tell the world my story!
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