You know Alison... when I see your vlogs, I wish there was a way I could vlog back. I just don't know how I could do that. Oh well.... not like you have time to check out vlogs from us stalkers! bwahahaha!
Toddrod
P.S. Dear Mr. Rosen. I apologize for the stalker remark. I'm not a stalker, but I didn't want there to be any confusion.
I can't believe I didn't see your name in the list of the Oscar nominees for best supporting actress in the movie "The Shuffler". You got Snubbed I tell ya..........
We may not always say it Alison, but we LOVE your vlogs!!! The shuffling is coming along pretty well!
Your chipped tooth reminded me of a Shakespeare sonnet from school where he says he loves his mistress precisely because of her imperfections. It took me a while to find it but here it is. The summary below the sonnet is pretty good.
What I get from it (maybe I'm remembering it from school) is that if you love someone because you think they're perfect, you're not seeing that person as he or she really is, but as how you imagine them to be.
True love is when you're fully aware of someone's flaws and you realize you love them none the less.
Your words are so deep, and you’re such a charismatic and dramatic person. You’ll always be perfect! I could watch you shuffle for hours. (Wow, did that sound a little creepy or what? I hope it didn’t.)
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Who are you and what have you done with Alison? I knew something was wrong when there was a creepy wave.
*unfollow*
*unfriend*
*undvr*
*unstalk*
*cry*
One thing Alison is not is a card shark, or a topples dancer. ;)
That was funny...I guess.
Sorry, but I was so distracted by your chipped tooth I couldn't hear a word you said.
Good God, I love you. lol Could you BE any more adorable???? :)
Thankfully, that doesn't sound stalker-ish or anything.
You know Alison... when I see your vlogs, I wish there was a way I could vlog back. I just don't know how I could do that. Oh well.... not like you have time to check out vlogs from us stalkers! bwahahaha!
Toddrod
P.S. Dear Mr. Rosen. I apologize for the stalker remark. I'm not a stalker, but I didn't want there to be any confusion.
Vlogging , Pass it on ..... A message from The Foundation of A Better Life.....
http://www.forbetterlife.org/be-inspired/tv.asp?id=3204
I can't believe I didn't see your name in the list of the Oscar nominees for best supporting actress in the movie "The Shuffler". You got Snubbed I tell ya..........
We may not always say it Alison, but we LOVE your vlogs!!! The shuffling is coming along pretty well!
Your chipped tooth reminded me of a Shakespeare sonnet from school where he says he loves his mistress precisely because of her imperfections. It took me a while to find it but here it is. The summary below the sonnet is pretty good.
What I get from it (maybe I'm remembering it from school) is that if you love someone because you think they're perfect, you're not seeing that person as he or she really is, but as how you imagine them to be.
True love is when you're fully aware of someone's flaws and you realize you love them none the less.
"True love is when you're fully aware of someone's flaws and you realize you love them none the less."
Precisely Joe. My wife loves me despite my vestigial tail. Though it is kind of cute. It wags uncontrollably when I'm happy.
Your words are so deep, and you’re such a charismatic and dramatic person. You’ll always be perfect! I could watch you shuffle for hours. (Wow, did that sound a little creepy or what? I hope it didn’t.)
"Not perfect".
*falls over*
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