Me: Should I wear this shirt today?
Adolescent Magic 8 Ball: Reply hazy, I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
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About Me
- alison
- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
Go here for so many photos you will be like, Wow, she's just that into herself. OR, click the above image to be taken to a page with every photo ever uploaded to this blog.
8 comments:
Ok, now I'm scared of you. BTW where can I pick that 8-Ball up? What street, town, and bathroom stall? I mean the toy not the crack. I think.
Me: Alison still likes me best, right?
Urban Dictionary Magic 8 Ball: She thinks you're 404, dude.
I may start drinking early tonight. How ironic since Sober House is on.
Q 4 M8B: Should I ask Alison out for a date?
A: You are joking, right?
Q 4 M8B: No, really! What do you think she would say?
A: Uh, she's gonna say "no" dude!
Q 4 M8B: Why "no?"
A: Dude! You are one of many guys from the internet that is fighting to get her attention. Yet, she has no idea who you are, what you look like, or if you are some sort of psychotic! She'd be foolish to wanna date you!
Q 4 M8B: So, I should send her my picture, and that may help me get a date with her?
A: You keep holding onto that dream...
What up bitches!
Todd, I sent Alison my picture and professional resume....top that! My 8 Ball told me too!
Sadly, still no date! LOL
Joe, I read the World's worst person comment and loved it! I'd vote myself as well!
Ted! hahaha... I forgot about that! I think you mentioned it before! Now I feel like I stole your ideal! Sorry dude!
Toddrod
Shit don't be sorry! When you two are on a romantic cruise together just send a postcard...although it will probably be Joe sending the card...it's always Joe! Joe Joe Joe!
If only we knew how to capture video...right!?!?!?
Ted hugs Joe!
Alison is Anna your new BFF?
P.S. I'm eating Mocha Almond Fudge Ice Cream! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not to be a thread stealer but does anyone know the best way to get rid of a major sinus infection? My word verification is psyeendum so if anyone says to take that, I'll call "bullshit!"
---"Perhaps the idea of producing a scary movie involving an eight-ball telling a person clues to solving questions about a gruesome past is more appealing than that one scene in Hostel II were a guy got his b*lls ripped off....." (That movie sucked anyway, and apologies for telling the ending.)
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