I'm fairly tired of the bro prefix. It was funny about eight years ago when people were joking about bro-downs and brodeos. Circa now, it's lost its charm. So I was thinking, what are some words that would never get the bro treatment? Words that are bro-proof? Here are a few:
Pot Broast
Brobitussin
Brole playing games
Bromaine lettuce
Brotery telephone
Brotmeal
Bro nail fungus
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13 comments:
Broral Contraceptives
Toddrod
Brosectomy
Toddrod
Bro-lonoscopy
Toddrod
Brobal warming!
alison m brosen. i know i twittered it to you, but i want to concrete my awesome originality.
Broderline Personality Disorder
Have we really been bro'ing things for eight years? Yeah, that sounds about right. All of these are still pretty funny though.
STOP THE PRESSES.... Alison and Anna BOTH on Red Eye tomorrow night? Sweet Fancy Moses!! That's a first I believe; hopefully not the last. It's not that often that NYC's two hottest femininas appear together on the same show.
My suggestion would even be for Greg, Andy and Bill to take a well deserved night off and let Alison and Anna host the show together. Who do I have to call to get something like that approved???
Just thought of one... Brordello.
Brorder crossing?
Brorgasm?
Broral Sex
Broganic Food
Broakland
Broklahoma
What up Broggers!?!?!?!
Someone give me a good Bro pun and I will pay you back with one of mines, you know Quid Bro quo........
Gary Broseyisms
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